my old dutch

my missus, my luvver, my wife.

ge' us another vera 'n phil while you're up standing me old dutch!!

by carpark an' burton July 2, 2005

The Olde' Jolly Roger

The Penis in its day to day or erected state.

" What is that your holding nam ? " " The Olde' Jolly Roger "

by Mytch April 8, 2007

Old Man Leather

When you develop leather-like skin caused by years of excessive tanning; looks similar to your dad's old worn leather loveseat.

"Whose that '40 something' ex-porn star/bar owner hanging out with those '20 somethings'?

"Oh, you know, that's just 'Old Man Leather'"

by Shady Dip March 8, 2008

old garden hose

a flacid old mans dick

he was limp, like the old garden hose

by brandonjoobies January 14, 2008

old catcher's mitt

worn out vagina

Brittany has been fucked so many times she has an old catcher's mitt.

by TheCantonCock December 16, 2014

big old greaser

A big old greaser is the ultimate being when it comes to unhealthy turds. It usually rates itself between 6 and 7 on the Bristol Stool Scale, and is the product of last night's low quality takeaway kebab. It has the consistency of somewhere between mushy peas and oily fish. It has the smell of any other shit, but its scent has a way of etching itself into your skin and clothes.

Person 1: Oh my god, what's that smell?
Person 2: I think that Bob may have let a big old greaser go in the bathroom?
Person 1: Classic Bob

by YekramC March 5, 2015

Salty old dog

Charming yet sleezy.

Hey look at jake over there with all those girls! He's going to get laid tonight the salty old dog.

by Bees harrow March 29, 2015