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Drunk mexican

A Mexican that is drunk
by The hoodless rider February 28, 2016
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Drunk Painting

When a person decides it would be funny to get drunk and then decides to paint a picture. Usually ends up on the floor or paint on the floor.

There have been few cases of drunk painters drinking all the paint - mistaking it for alchohol - But that resulted in a trip to a hospital.

Some artists have created their best pieces of work whilst drunk because their emotions are so definate and decided they have crazy ideas to paint.
John: Owwww, my tummy and my head hurts
Kenny: were you doing some more Drunk painting's again?
John: Maybe...But that doesnt explain why my tummy hurts....
Kenny: *thinks*
John: oh kenny, were you at my house last night?
Kenny: nooo.......why?
John: Because all my paints are nearly empty but my actual painting doesn't have much paint on it, and there's none anywhere else...
Kenny: Oh dear, you haven't drank it all have you, I had a freind called bob once and he had to go to hospital because he drank all the red paint.
John: Crap.
by o iop June 4, 2009
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macey drunk

classic white girl getting totally white girl wasted to the point where “macey” can not see straight, and you speak “macey” gibberish, falling down stairs, on a flat surface, or wherever “macey” might be. completely obliterated and obligerant. not okay in any way whatsoever.
dude, are you macey drunk tonight?!

fuck no, only macey gets Macey Drunk
by jazzymiddletok July 23, 2018
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drunk dial

an annoying, unwarranted phone call from typically a male pursuer of females, after having too many alcoholic drinks.
After he came from the bars, he drunk dialed me five times!
by sara long February 18, 2004
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cum drunk

When a woman is literally drunk from the consumption of too much semen.
"Oh girlfriend. I was so cum drunk last. I finally managed to fit that third cock in my cheek"
by dahmer, jeffrey January 24, 2003
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Kav Drunk

When a man has a tendency to get belligerently drunk and sexually assault women.
Todd: Bro, why is Samantha so mad at Chad rn??
Chester: Brooo I don't know, but I think he got Kav drunk last night.
by Alnold Palmer September 27, 2018
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trunk drunk

When someone is so drunk, and desparate for a ride, that they will ride in the trunk of a car to get somewhere. Often times resulting in them passing out in the trunk- making for excellent black-mail photos!
I drove my two-seater to the party, but Cody needed a ride home. I told him he could ride in the trunk if he really wanted to. We got to his place and he was sleeping like a baby. What a trunk drunk!
by Who's your step-daddy? September 19, 2009
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