noodle shop man

the dude at the shop that sells noodles for two doodles

“my noodle shop better then yours” - noodle shop man

by yeetedselfoutwindow November 16, 2018

Noodle Knob

Term for when a man is unable to get an erection during sex, rendering him unable to penetrate, just like a floppy noodle. Knob is a slang term for penis in the United Kingdom.

After a long night of drinking, his girlfriend was left wanting when all he could offer was a noodle knob.

by n00d1e May 4, 2025

Noodled

Noodled is the point where u smoke so much weed and drink so much that your cross fade causes u to fall on a hardwood floor in the fetal position while people take pictures.

Brandon: "Yo Zac look at Vinny...
Zac: " whoa is he ok? He's drooling on the floor in the fetal position..."
Brandon: "he's noodled bruh"

by OG Druggie March 4, 2017

Back Noodling

When a person drinks to many $16 margarita’s from an Italian Mexican restaurant. The drunk then begins to yell as pedestrians waking by “HEY, Where you going?” The drunk continues to speak in cursive and is forced to sit in the back middle seat to prevent them from exiting the moving vehicle prematurely.

Hey Johnny, quit acting like a fool or there is going to be some serious back noodling going on tonight.

by Lines like lines on a paper October 13, 2021

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga

featured in one of trippie redds songs

a food+a black man= chicken noodle ass nigga

Chad- Have you heard the song Taking A Walk by Trippie Redd

Chad Brad and Kyle- NO

Chad- its lowkey fire wanna drink some energy drinks

Chicken Noodle Ass Nigga- Featured in Taking A Walk By Trippie Redd

by xLinkskii YT July 2, 2019

noodle syndrome

When you blind someone with noodle sauce and then lick their ass.

Noodle syndrome is most common in chinese children.

by Hyphen_ July 5, 2020

Push Noodle

Utilizing a non-errect member during intercourse. Action performed to reduce embarrassment or overcome lack of desire. Noddle pushing may require use of a finger for stability.

" I was unable to get hard and had to push noodle for 10 minutes."
"Can we just try again tomorrow? You've been pushing noodle for like five minutes"
" You slept with them? Was it good or did you push noodle on and off until they came?

by Wood drip August 21, 2023