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Thumb

A woman who's big, fat, slob
God Almighty!!! Look at that hideous thumb!!!
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Kentucky thumb

A meme of a sexual move where you stick your thumb in a hole
Kentucky ballistics had to do the Kentucky thumb to his throat”
by For the meme May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

A word used to describe sticking your thumb into ones anus.
-“How was your date last night?”
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“It was alright but the real fun started when she let me give her the ole’ Kentucky thumb”
by BlazinBrazzin420 May 20, 2021
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Kentucky thumb

When you make your girl squirt so hard and then ya bottle her up by jammin your big fat .500 magnum recoil-handling man thumb she starts squirting out other holes and screams "ITS WAAAATERMELON TIIIIME!!!"
Brandon boinked her so hard last night he gave her the ol Kentucky thumb and all of a sudden she had a watermelon craving.. weird right?
by Scott the hero May 20, 2021
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Smash Thumb

When your thumb becomes swollen for days from playing so much Super Smash Brothers with the boys
“Dude my thumb is sore as fuck from playing smash brothers last night
“Ah yes, good ole Smash Thumb....give it a few days, it’ll heal
by CHIKONEY January 18, 2020
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Kentucky thumb

Rare weapon wielded by extra buff attractive Kentucky men. Once placed into your neck you are invincible for two hours and deal 5000 attack damaged to eggplants. It's commonly used during sexual activities, such as when the thumb is placed in the butt it quadruples its size and can hold back 60psi, Impressive!
I tried to blow my Damm but I found another Kentucky thumb.
by TrexDeer May 20, 2021
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kentucky thumb

When you drizzle barbecue sauce on your thumb and proceed to finger bang a girls vagina and eat her out after.
I’m totally going to Kentucky thumb Kristine later tonight.
by Porkonashtick May 20, 2021
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