Square

A person who doesn't get girls, likes the play computer games, drinks Smirnoff ice, and respects women's rights

You threw up over 6 shots of Smirnoff you fucking square

by Quack May 27, 2015

squares

A fuckin scam

"come my nigerian uncle, lets do squares and see how much money we get!"

by tallyban123 May 18, 2019

Galvanized square steel

(Gälvenizd skwar stil)

A steel used for expanding homes that are small illegally.

"Little timmy used galvanized square steel to expand his 0.01 square meter apartment that couldn't even fit his grandmas coffin."

by nilass May 20, 2024

Square

Whatever you think it is. Usually used during a battle of comebacks to confuse you're opponent.

You're such a square.

Man, some square went down at that party last night.

Stop being a square!

by leedleleedleleedlelee March 15, 2011

Squaring a Supermarket

When math geeks are lured to visiting a supermarket or supermart that sells most things that look like a square or a cube: cheese slices, origami paper, Rubik’s cube, cream crackers, CD-ROM covers, condoms, and the like.

What are the chances that the opening of more “Everything’s a Square” outlets statewide or nationwide would attract both regular and curious customers to squaring a supermarket as they look for new square novelties or collectibles?

by Numerati October 11, 2024

Square Badge

Square badge- private security guard,mall cop. Used mostly in the NYC area.

Once Pat retired from the NYPD, he's working as a square badge on a mall in Westechester.

by Seamus603 October 18, 2025

Dissenter Squared

A group with moxie commissioned with dissenting the 21st century self-proclaimed "mavericks."

Guy #1: You ever heard of Dissenter Squared?
Girl #!: No. Are they squares?
Dissenter Squared: No, we're complete and utter fools! So come join us!
Guy #1 and Girl #1: Sure! Why not?

by undertheviaduct April 11, 2010