Mum

A breed of human that are known as ‘likely psychopath’ on the Dutton scale. Known traits include attraction to good grades, revision and academic achievements. Danger level: Extreme
Response: avoid when possible. Do not provoke by refusing to do revision. May suffer terrible consequences if provoked.

Oh no, the mum has escaped!

by Mumologist December 11, 2020

Ur Mum

When a salty kid on any game platform or in rl has no comebacks and is probably very special.

You: Bruh get that outta the game ur so bad even god couldnt submit.
Him: SHUTUP, UR MUM!!

by anonymous February 23, 2021

ur mum

basically every young kids say to people as a joke

"what the fuck are you looking at" "your mum"

by aliyah arnold March 25, 2023

Sassys mum

Some sassymandarin mum who is a beast in the sack who loves the to take a twig inside her

Omg that sassys mum

by Sassys mum January 27, 2022

Mum-dumpster

A mother who is always covered in her children's fluids. (May include, but not limited to; Pee, spit up, poop, drool, snot)

Look at that milf. What a mum-dumpster

I'd let her touch my noodle, if she wasn't such a mum-dumpster

by Mister Noodle June 03, 2022

Mums and Tulips

Referring to a woman's expanded breasts and labia after childbirth Sounds like flowers but they ain't flowers.

Damn bro, my wife's mums and tulips came in and I'm spending more time in the garden than ever!

by The0ph1lus April 21, 2021

mum

Mum. The UK-Yorkshire way of saying mom.

US Person: it’s mom
UK-Yorkshire Person: no, it’s mum
US Person: you are starting to piss me off

by Ninja Monke March 06, 2021