Muffin Button

A button where you press and a hologram makes a holographic muffin that's edible with some holographic butter. Usually found in space pods and ships. Usual time the holograms are allowed to make a muffin is from 6 am to 10 am.

Audrey: Hey can I press the muffin button?

Anwar: No, it's 12:35.

Audrey: But I'm so hungry...

by Deathsingr December 18, 2013

Muffin Stump

The bottom portion of the muffin. Often left as refuse due to its lack of taste.

Gurl, who left all these muffin stumps everywhere? Where are all the tops of these muffins?

by Manny November 25, 2003

muffin bitch

a freshman who delivers food to upperclassmen without respect or pay, just because he's an upperclassmen. not to be confused with a "muffin lad", who is generally friends with the upperclassmen

Stop being his muffin bitch. Just stop getting him muffins

by h-daskl April 12, 2008

fuck muffin

A muffin fucker or some one who fucks any dutch made pastry good.

Hey muffin fucker your a fuck muffin, yea i showd you, you muffin fetish freak!

by colt November 18, 2004

Lancashire Muffin

A Lancashire term for a bread roll. Most often heard in Manchester.

Not be confused with an English Muffin, the the sweet American item. Or a north western vagina.

I want some butter and jam for my Lancashire Muffin.

by TheMuffinMaster December 5, 2009

Muffin snuffin

n. The female equivalent of the cock-block. The act of unintentional or willingly engaging in flirtatious or sexy talk/behavior by a woman or women designed to prevent another woman from getting some penis play.
cock-block penis play

I thought Lucy was my best friend until I was about to show Mitch a night he wouldn't forget. Out of nowhere that bitch walked in wearing a see-through top and pulled a muffin snuffin on me.
bitch muffin

by Beaver Pantshammer September 11, 2011

Monkey muffin

1. A type of muffin that is made of bread that has monkeys in it. Eaten by bananas to avenge banana bread.
2. Someone who lazy and is stuck between two people (or more) that has a problem where one bullies the other: a bystander who takes a stand for the bully.

1.
Banana (Fred):I can't believe they ate George...
Banana (Sally):Here, have a monkey muffin!

2.
Guy#1: Ur ugly
Guy#2: Wah!
Guy#3: And fat!
Guy#2: Stop being a monkey muffin!

by MunkYMun July 3, 2010