Albino Monkey

A new, hurtful racial slur towards white people, which isn't because they are hairy like monkeys, but because they look like albino monkeys.

White Racist to Black Guy: "N****r".

Black Guy: *laughs* "At least I'm not an albino monkey"

by JohnDoe123abc March 20, 2013

Monkey Knuckle

1. Buldge made by skin-tight underwear.
2. Showing of male goods with tight pants or shorts worn around lower chest.
3. Male version of camel toe.
see also: snake and eggs

That homo on his skates was showing his monkey knuckle.

by Mo.D. September 14, 2004

Ass Monkey

A driver who follows your vehicle at an unsafe distance in their vehicle. A tailgater.

I wish that Ass Monkey would get off my tail!

by pseudoraptor February 18, 2010

porch monkey

Porch monkey:
Primitive ape from the jungles of Africa.

That porch monkey stole my watermelon.

by seanopia March 21, 2008

rice monkey

Racist term for an Asian person. A long the same lines as chink.

Look at that goddamn rice monkey over there with his slanty fucking eyes. I think I'm gonna go take a shit on that rice monkey right now.

by Sooo Smuuuullll!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! December 28, 2005

Sex Monkey

Someone who is very kinky and a thrill to have sexual intercourse with.

JUSTIN JOSHUA ASHER IS A SEX MONKEY!!!

by Heisabeast November 22, 2011

brass monkeys

rather chilly!

"Fookin Hell man, its cold enough to freeze the balls off a brass monkey!"

abbrev. to : brass monkeys

i.e. : its brass monkeys out here

by wankelschnitzel October 8, 2003