by richard voogone November 1, 2013
Get the lights out meatballmug. I had sex for the first time but it was Faster Than Light.
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
Wow Did You Cum Too Fast
No It was done that quick
by real_men_uber rick August 24, 2021
Get the Faster Than Lightmug. A debilitating sensorimotor effect commonly experienced by a hyperaware male as a result of a self-inflicted obsession with headboard reading lights that point downward at the female in missionary position during intercourse, whereby the inept man progressively looses his little soft erection and proceeds to pseudonavigate his very impotence by projecting blame on the hanging bulbs that resemble dinking male sexual organs, and by releasing a timed laughter in order to appear in control of his embarrassing limpness
- R: Haha darlin'.. Looks like them LED bulbs want to get in on the action!! Silly me. Sorry. I'm funny.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
- N: Shut up. Don't stop. Get it up.
- R: Oh but it's not me. It's never me. It's the Reading Light Syndrome. Like mama says.
- N: Ugh. You just go ahead and read with your dick lights. I'll call you.
by Nanochka August 18, 2021
Get the Reading Light Syndromemug. Historically, red light cast by a coloured glass lantern or lamp, was discovered by ancient Egyptians and Romans, to enhance the appearance of human skin complexion. A red light source will cause skin blemishes, freckles, blood vessels, rashes, bruising etc to disappear. Giving the skin a pure and more unblemished appearance.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.
The ancient prostitution industry soon took advantage of this business boosting optical illusion, installing red lamps in their working environments. As organised brothells developed, paying customers could more readily identify a working girl by the red lamp glow emitted from her window.
As brothell owners and prostitution demands became demographically focused because of common demand, eg areas of high trade, business premises became more concentrated and known as red light districts.
by Dizzy FPV March 3, 2018
Get the red light districtmug. One whom partakes in the act of ejaculating on or around ones dome light for no particular reason. Then leaving a little on the door handle to let the victim know they have been had by the dome light skeetsman, widely used in pennsylvania areas
by The berkulator January 24, 2011
Get the Dome light skeetsmanmug. A person who doesnt mind having sex with a woman on her period especially during heavy menstruation.
"He didnt care I was on my period and he ran my redlight." He is a red light runner. menstruation scumbags sex tampons
by no.tap. December 31, 2015
Get the red light runnermug. The Busch Light Demon is what you start calling Zack Miller, local college student, after he's had too many Busch Lights. The Busch Light Demon will do anything from throwing cans to fucking the neighbors.
These activities include but are not limited to:
- littering on the neighbors yard
- shooting waterballoons onto houses
- sneaking into the football stadium
- chalk tagging
- ding dong ditching
- cutting down trees
- theft
- trying to punch things
and many more. Rest assured the only way to slow down to Busch Light Demon is to feed him lots of dabs, as he cannot be stopped.
These activities include but are not limited to:
- littering on the neighbors yard
- shooting waterballoons onto houses
- sneaking into the football stadium
- chalk tagging
- ding dong ditching
- cutting down trees
- theft
- trying to punch things
and many more. Rest assured the only way to slow down to Busch Light Demon is to feed him lots of dabs, as he cannot be stopped.
The Busch Light Demon fucked the neighbors last night pretty good
dude you don't remember? you totally turned into the Busch Light Demon and left fifty beer cans in the neighbor's driveway
dude you don't remember? you totally turned into the Busch Light Demon and left fifty beer cans in the neighbor's driveway
by ZIA Certified October 18, 2021
Get the busch light demonmug.