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lutefisk lesbian 

A lutefisk lesbian is a lesbian of Norwegian extraction, typically found in Minnesota or North Dakota. She is referred to as such because of their propensity to eat on holidays lutefisk, a type of jellied cod soaked in lye.

I'm proud to say that I'm a lutefisk lesbian.

chapstick lesbian

A lesbian that's close to the center, maybe slightly on the femme side, of the femme-butch spectrum. A lesbian on the butch side of center, might be more accurately considered a soft butch.

A very typical look is shoulder-length hair with a mens-fit tshirt, jeans, and Timbs/Doc Martens/Vans. They might wear no makeup at all or they might do some combination of foundation/mascara/concealer. They wouldn't usually do a full eyeshadow/eyeliner/falsh lashes/lipstick situation. Alternatively, chapsticks might lean towards athletic clothing like sports bras, basketball shorts, and muscle tanks. Formally, they might wear a suit jacket over a more feminine shirt or a women's fit button up rather than a suit or a dress. Other typical chapstick clothing items include looser-fit jean jackets, leather jackets, flannels, collared shirts, beanies, and baseball caps worn forwards or backwards. To see a variety of chapstick looks I would search up King Princess, Amy Ordman, Samira Wiley, Gaby Dunn (who is actually bi, not a lesbian), Ashley Perez (I believe she identifies as queer), Ava Palazzolo, Breanne Williamson, AmbersCloset, and Ally Hills on instagram (all of whom are really great queer creators/influencers/celebrities to check out if you happen to be looking). Also on TV check out Casey in Atypical (also bi); Yorkie in the San Junipero episode of Black Mirror; and Alex, Nicky, and Poussey in Orange is the New Black.
Friend 1: Hey, do you think I'm butch or femme?
Friend 2: Neither really... I think you're more of a chapstick lesbian.
chapstick lesbian by anon1358 July 15, 2019

Shitty lesbian 

1-in what category of lesbian you are?
2-im shitty lesbian
Shitty lesbian by BISCHHHHHH May 16, 2021

Liquor Lesbian

Heterosexual female who, after the excessive consumption of alcoholic beverages, engages in agressive flirtatious behavior with other females.
When drunk, the liquor lesbian wants to feel your breasts, grab your cooch or continuously tell you how "hot" you are. As soon as she's sober she can't recall the "incident"

Liquor Lesbian by Jess G April 30, 2007

U-Haul Lesbian 

A U-Haul lesbian is a LGBTQ+ (specifically lesbian) term for a lesbian who gets attached very quickly. The joke that goes along with this term is “What does a lesbian bring on the second date? A U-Haul.” Because they get so attached that they bring a moving truck to move in immediately with their significant other.
I went on a date with a U-Haul lesbian. She annoyed me so much that I won’t go on a second date.
U-Haul Lesbian by jawanna blowme? January 7, 2020

Attention Lesbian 

A female typically in High School who claims she is a lesbian for the sole purpose of getting attention. Possibly due to the lack of attention received at home, Attention Lesbians feel the need to pretend they are gay in order to become popular and get talked about.
Person 1: Did you hear Lisa is dating that girl?
Person 2: Yeah but she is an attention lesbian.
Attention Lesbian by TheRealist1 October 20, 2010