Dude 1: man i just got broken up with again time to find another hello kitty girl ig
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy
Dude 2: bro youre never gonna find the one by dating hello kitty girls thats a hello kitty fallacy
by crustier August 4, 2023

the fattest feline in the known world, comparable in weight to approximately 4.6 tyranitars and often creates craters when it has enough energy to actually get off its fat ass and move around.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
WARNING: this monstrosity has the ability to swallow baby elephants whole, do not, under any circumstances, feed or go near this thing, chances are it will sit on you and crust you.
Guy #1: what is the one thing you hate most in the world?
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
Every person on planet earth: KITTY TOM!!!!
by matthsc May 14, 2011

by toesvcker69 January 14, 2022

Pasta kitties is a group of people created by a person named Jess she created this group as a joke wich then had a war with Twinkie dogs and then that war stopped pasta kitties are actually cats with pasta hair meatball ears and pasta tails
by Amaya_swirl22 February 15, 2020

by Pink Scarf Lady January 18, 2021

When you and your significant other live in a camper and can’t afford dinner you reach in the litter box grab a couple turds and fry them for dinner.
by Yeeeeeeeeahhhhhh March 24, 2022
