Own a musket for home defense, since that's what the founding fathers intended. Four ruffians break into my house. "What the devil?" As I grab my powdered wig and Kentucky rifle. Blow a golf ball sized hole through the first man, he's dead on the spot. Draw my pistol on the second man, miss him entirely because it's smoothbore and nails the neighbors dog. I have to resort to the cannon mounted at the top of the stairs loaded with grape shot, "Tally ho lads" the grape shot shreds two men in the blast, the sound and extra shrapnel set off car alarms. Fix bayonet and charge the last terrified rapscallion.He Bleeds out waiting on the police to arrive since triangular bayonet wounds are impossible to stitch up, Just as the founding fathers intended
by Heya, O' buddy, O' pall September 4, 2023
Get the Just as the founding fathers intendedmug. by DimiSlatina June 20, 2022
Get the You just got krissed!mug. by Arkimist March 2, 2021
Get the King crimson, it just worksmug. Most commonly used by MatPat, owner of the Game, Food, Film and Style Theory channels.
Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
Used at the end of videos to remind people that he is just making theories and might not correct.
by BlazingBeast September 23, 2023
Get the But that's just a theory, a Game Theory!mug. by Jazmer12 August 3, 2022
Get the i just shit myselfmug. Something Ben says when he wants to describe how he's doing something or how he normally does something - that's just how i roll man
by Ben's#9guy April 23, 2018
Get the That's just how i rollmug. by YOU GOT JEBAITED May 5, 2021
Get the wait, just don't buy amug.