Johnson Machine

Johnson Machine "JOn • sOn • MaShien" is a person that is very good at laying pipe (giving dick)

"yeah miles down the street is a Johnson Machine"

by Miles Got A Boner March 7, 2025

QUANTRAIL JOHNSON

QUANTRAIL Johnson is a hoe and always getting beat up.either his dad is in jail or out of his life . He has a small penis 🍆. Know someone name dame and dick ride them . And he has a dog 🐕 and it’s a retarted as dog and his mom doesn’t love him.

Example: Quantrail Johnson is unattractive

by Young ube June 1, 2019

James Johnson

Next basketball player, 1st draft pick, Next NBA Hall Of Famer. Possible winner of the dunk contest via double trampoline

OH i love james johnson. He started playing ROBLOX but now is a big star.

by epicgamer91923 May 4, 2020

Johnson

A penis

Let me see your johnson

by Thsnfbfbfnfnfnnf March 31, 2023

Puff Johnson

To become too high to function at a normal rate from smoking marijuana.

After she hit that bong she was Puff Johnson.

by espolax February 11, 2010

The Johnson's

A cult of boofers who hit the j and work out all day, they judge fellow members and the leaders suck each other off

The Johnson's hate on each other but suck each other off at the same time!

by Darth Swanson February 25, 2020

karrell johnson

Karrell Johnson can be mean to his hatters and nice to his people that he ducks with but he hates it when people fake on him and then they come back because he got something that they want. In the end karrell Johnson is a chill funny smart dude to have as a friend. He may say he hate some one but really he/she is like a brother/sister to him and if u hurt one of them karrell Johnson WILL kill them and tell god he is sorry for his mistake

Karrell Johnson you is real funny

by Karrell johnson April 4, 2018