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Jesse

She is smart, amazing, beautiful. a carrier of vibrant light. This one is special, a jem who gives of herself without hesitation to those she loves. If she loves you, you will have no fiercer champion, hurt her or those she calls her own though and she will aim her sights on you and become the thing even monsters fear.

She is mouthy, facetious, arrogant, and spoiled. She has a busted filter, says exactly what she's thinking and doesn't hold back even with friends.

She has many who call her friend, but few she claims as her own. Crack this nut and not only are you lucky, but something special yourself. Real recognizes real and truth can't be faked.

Jesse is so many things good, bad, and indifferent that I could go on and on but I'll let you find out for yourself......
The strongest woman I know is named Jesse.
by Une Kutlah November 26, 2022
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jess

an ok person
by megatron369 March 3, 2022
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Jesse Cole Farris

Poster child for a hardworking American man; honest, sincere, loyal, generous, clever, witty, funny, smart, thoughtful, polite, respectful, creative, handsome, chivalrous, romantic, deep, one in a million kind of man.

Anyone that has found themselves in this mans presence should consider themselves so lucky.

Women will spend an entire lifetime regretting having let this one get away, and the one who gets to spend her life with him is considered to be blessed beyond measure.

Jesse Cole Farris is the definition of dreamy; eye candy
Jesse Cole is every woman’s idea of the perfect lover, life partner, soulmate, and best friend in one man.

Jesse Cole Farris is a sight for sore eyes and a breath of fresh air.

You say American Badass, I say Jesse Cole Farris.
by Beingsteph July 31, 2022
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Jesse

He is a guy who just wants to live life normally and play Fortnite while getting drunk. He drinks a lot of Monster Energy. Loves to have parents that don't hate each other or are going trough a divorce, but you can't have everything in life.

He has a big dick, but is probably gay so too bad ladies he will be destroying my butthole tonight ;).
Guy 1: Hey there is someone walking with loving parents!
Guy 2: Cool, it ain't a Jesse lol
by MrHysters July 14, 2022
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Jesse

A nice and caring person. Has the biggest most amazing eyes that remind u of the ocean. Wears way to much cologne lmao. Might not be the best looking or popular but he is the person everyone wants to be a round when they need a laugh. says some of the sweetest things in the world. he's unique. he always knows how to make you smile or laugh, and can definitely cheer you up when your down. he's very trust-worthy, and you can tell him anything. yes, he's some-what perverted and says perverted things sometimes, but only says it to make people laugh. This is Jesse, he is different but proud of that.
Wow he is amazing! He must be a Jesse.

,from Jada
by Jada Moore June 12, 2019
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Pulling a Jess

Doing absolutely nothing for a living but expect to be treated like a queen.
by Sagek25 May 23, 2022
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Jess and Emily

stinky little poobags. Have you ever met a Jess and Emily before? You haven’t? Well that surely is a gift from god. These people are stinky and they make slander like saying I had a dream hand thing when like Jess did too and like saying my music taste is shit and basic when they used to be BTS stannies and still listen to black pink. Shush you’re both white. If you ever meet a Jess or an Emily in your life, make sure to run the other way because they will lure you in with their duo magnetic hot girl force as they’re always seen together and you will initially think that they’re both conjoined twins. To Jess and Emily: you’re lucky that you’re the only two people for eachother because that’s all you’re gonna get cause you’re *redacted*. Ily❤️❤️❤️
Guy 1: yo who the hell are those two they look like theyre prematurely stuck together…but like they’re kinda hot

Guy 2: it’s better you don’t know.

Guy 1: why? What’s their names?

Guy 2: Jess and Emily

Guy 1: *implodes*
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