jason

jason is the name of a guy with many admirers. hes also kinda hot and probably plays basketball, attracts older women too

“wah jason so hot”
“too bad so many girls are chasing him”

by has a crush on jason August 20, 2021

jason dickson

Jason is the best person you could ever meet .He is loving ,caring,loyal,and shy.He keeps his crushes on the low and is scared to admit it to his crush.But on the bright side he will do anything to impress his crush. Girl 1 :aww... I think JASON DICKSON likes me. Girl 2:how do you know? Girl1:he's all head over heels for me.

Girl 1: I think that Jason Dickson likes me

Girl 2: how do you know?

Girl 1:he's always head over heels for me.

by Anime_18 September 5, 2019

Jasonness

The use of irrational thought to one emotionally break a person while making a harming joke

Your mother was Jasonness

by Hdusoehlahsner March 23, 2023

Jason Nugent

This guys loyalty is like he's in the Mob. He wants to be friends with everyone, has confidence like a Rodeo Bull. Women are drawn to him. Men are jealous and envious. If you are lucky enough to meet him, be friends or love him and don't let him go.

I wish Jason Nugent would call me, he is so much fun.

by AndrewSh June 29, 2024

Jason

A big nigga that you do not mess with

Don’t mess with Jason, he is a big nigga

by Pen620 October 29, 2018

JASON

This name belongs to a good man, father, and soulmate. He doesn't believe in himself most of the time, however those around him know better. He can make you laugh and leave you wanting. Jason's usually have gorgeous blond hair and blue eyes with the depth of the ocean. He will make you feel complete and will help you achieve the dream! If you ever meet a Jason, hold onto him!

Sarah: Did you see Jason over there?
Sam: Yeah, he's that new kid right?
Sarah: Yeah, did you see those eyes?
Sam: Sure did, he's got some distinctive orbs there..
Sarah: IKR?!?

by REBel Siren October 20, 2020

Jason

1) A common, every day name.
2) Poop. Used in this way, Jasons in general become extremely offended.

Oh man, that burrito made me take the biggest Jason.

That guy has the worst Jason breath ever.
Holy fuck that's a massive Jason on the sidewalk.

by McDave13 November 23, 2021