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FLAX JONES

the best person and is every where and you cant escape it like def
person:damm he so smart

flax jones:indeed its me flaaaax jones
by flax jones October 20, 2020
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Oliver Thomas MacFie jones

by Susbucket 1 August 19, 2022
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Isaiah Jones

Isaiah is honestly a pretty cool person, I’m only mean to him sometimes and I’m glad that I met him because he is now my close friend. He watches porn on Tuesdays and I feel like he can make good waffles. He’s the type of person to tell you your ex a dumbass and then say sorry right after. He’s good at pulling all-nighters and he’s a good person in general and I like talking to him because he said funny when he does his Bri-ish accent. Almost peed myself. I enjoy being friends with Isaiah even though some days he takes hours to reply. I think he gonna be a stripper when he get so older. Anyway to end this on a good note he’s really funny and a good person to I think talk to. We are birthday twins so that’s pretty cool if you ask me. The end I’m sorry it’s not that I interesting
Hey look it’s Isaiah Jones, he so got a big ween in his mouth
by Girl273838293 April 25, 2020
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Jim Jones

The kind of guy that would be happy to see everyone he invited to his party, his circus, fall ill, or better yet dead (as would Bridget, the mouse living in his church encouraging outsiders to fight the locals for no reason).
Jim Jones was a boundless optimist, he was even optimistic about the bright future of the people he invited to Jonestown for his party/afterparty (his orgy) there. He was such a fun, exciting guy, not the kind of guy that would trample any rights people compromised or surrendered over to him, no way would he ever do something like that.
by The Original Agahnim February 3, 2022
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The Jones

UNATTRACTIVE! Usually quite hefty with messed up ganely teeth. Breath usually reminds people of a horses unwiped anus. Is characterised by lack of interest in her reproductive organs unless it is for a pity fuck. Usually single, if in a relationship it WILL not last work more than 3 to 4 weeks. Highly uneducated, low class, usually has a crappy job, will never progress in society. Face resembles bigfoots asshole.
Man i was so drunk last night i ended up wakin up with a bad case of the Jones
by Young JIZZA October 15, 2009
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Owen Jones

The lord and savour of Greggs, Super popular with the ladies and has the drip
Person 1: “I went to greggs today”
Person 2: “No way you must have met Owen Jones”
by Joeslefttoenail March 25, 2022
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zara jones

lolz is an theater kid and has a massive crush on movie kids and loves grapes
by sussyamogusboy June 29, 2022
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