Broke as a Joke

A figure of speech. Someone that has so little spending money that it would make just about anyone cackle.

Can I borrow 10 bucks? I'm as broke as a joke right now

by AnonyHottiemous May 12, 2023

"Yes" joke

Possibly the most incorrectly formulated joke found on the internet, especially in YouTube comments. Here is how it is usually phrased, let's say we're talking about a song with a lot of autotune. A commenter who's feeling clever might quip:

Producer 1: How much autotune should we put in this song?

Producer 2: Yes

This is INCORRECT, it is nonsensical and ungrammatical if you stop to think about it for two seconds. How much and how many are not yes / no questions, you can't answer "how much?" with "yes" unless you also specify two or more options. For example:

Q: How much autotune should we put in this song, a few touches or a robot-stroke inducing truckload?

A: Yes

Person 1: Should we make a few grammatically incorrect "Yes" jokes or spam the entire internet with them?

Person 2: Yes

by Alex-2598 July 24, 2023

Joke

Something someone says that makes you laugh.. seriously how did you not know that?

Me: wanna hear a joke?
My friend: Sure..
Me: hippity hoppity make the pain stoppity.

My friend: is that a joke?
Me: no..
My friend: So am I.. I'm made up.. you have no friends..
Me: ...😭

by Yes_Itsme September 20, 2020

joke

a thing that someone says to cause amusement or laughter, especially a story with a funny punchline.

"wanna hear a joke?"
"sure"
"pldt"
"haha"

by Da_Aaa April 28, 2022

highly joking

Mostly joking, with just a b i t serious

Person A: "kys"
Person B: ". . ."
Person A: "im highly joking btw"

by haveyouwondered May 31, 2023

joke-poke

the act of interrupting one's joke with another joke; rendering the first useless, therefore taking credit for the initial humor.

friend 1: "this is hard"

friend 2: "that's what-"

friend 3: "-your mom said last night."

friend 2: "really bro, giving me a joke-poke, i see?"

by uvtan October 10, 2013

next joke

when someone talks some ridiculous sorcery out of their mouths

person 1: say it for me
person 2: next JOKE

by James Hardtits July 24, 2022