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Hall's Law

The phenomenon goes that when there are two male best friends, only one of them can have success with a girl at a time.
Jason: Hey that girl I met last night didn't text me back.
Connor: Wow. The girl I met 3 nights ago just texted me back saying her phone was lost and she was anxious to text me back.
Jason: Dude. Hall's Law.
by bolognaeggs January 20, 2016
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Tedder's Law

Once an unsettling fact about the Nazis or Hitler is posted in an online forum, the probability of a comparison to Trump or Conservatives approaches. An addendum to "Godwin's Law," as it carries the same result of ending any meaningful discussion.
On a Reddit post about Hitler or the Nazis, there will be people in the comments comparing them to Trump or other Conservatives thus invoking Tedder's Law.
by Goose_ October 29, 2018
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Turtan's Law

Unchanging nature of an entity regardless of applied outside forces.
According to Turtan's Law, even if she's a good girl, she will probably cheat on me.
by Goventa February 21, 2019
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Ambrose's Law

In today's political climate, as an online discussion grows longer in length, the probability of Donald Trump being mentioned approaches 1. That being, if an online discussion goes on long enough, sooner or later someone will mention Donald Trump, even if it has nothing to do with the original topic at hand. When such an event occurs, the person guilty of invoking Ambrose's Law has effectively forfeited the argument.
"The steak I bought at the grocery store was delicious, you should try it."

"You and all Trump supporters are what is wrong with this country."

"By invoking Ambrose's Law, and making no sense, any argument you are trying to make is null."
by K. Ambrose March 2, 2019
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Richards Law

I always love to use “Richards Law” to counteract that horrible no good Murphy’s law!

We were on a job site on Rooftop and out of nowhere “Murphy’s law” jumped at us, then to counteract it, we enabled “Richards Law” to kick Murphy’s laws ass right off the job site immediately !!
by MiniMarley December 18, 2018
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Alex Law

Having a predetermined date for when the relationship is going to end.
Baby I’m a senior and you’re a underclassman but I’m going to have to Alex Law you when I graduate
by TheTruth20019 January 11, 2019
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Sebastian’s Law

The act of only flirting with girls that are in a relationship
‘Bro she has a boyfriend
Who cares, I only live by Sebastian’s Law’
by TheRealMVP69 June 9, 2018
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