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Book of Ed

A book of lore celebrated for the fact that it contains all knowledge on all subjects ever thought of in the history of the world. Completely and totally infallible, perhaps the Book of Ed's most well guarded secret is that it changes according to the not only the wielder's desire, but their mood and whatever side of the bed they woke up on that morning. Wikipedia and the Encyclopedia Britannica ain't got SHIT on the Book of Ed.
"German cutlery is the world's finest, and yey, shall stay forever sharp, so sayeth chapter 9, verse 12 of the Book of Ed."
by Brakin7 August 26, 2009
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house-booking

the act of using the social networking sight facebook to communicate to other people that are currently in the same residence as you (roomates, relatives, etc.),
Bob: Hey is Kristen going to clean up the kitchen after the rager that we had last night?

Jerry: Yah, she already is.

Bob: How do you know?

Jerry: because we're house-booking!
by frigg August 30, 2009
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Book

Book is another word for 'COASTER'
You use books to make sure that when you place your cup on a wooden surface, you don't ruin the wooden surface.
Joe: Yo Mark, can I leave my cup on your beautiful wooden table?
Mark: Yeah, but use a book!! I don't want you runing my table!! It's beautiful!!
by Amy Smiles September 9, 2009
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book

a really long text/facebook chat/email, etc.
So were you texting her last night?

Yeah, I was at first but she sent me a book about her problems, and I was too lazy to read it. So I just stopped talking to her.
by simba36 January 31, 2010
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Book Tease

"Oh shit, its the cops. BOOK TEASE"
by Shadurr May 31, 2009
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Hallow book

A large book with a shape ( usually square ) cut out of hundreds of pages. Used to hide things in.
I was watching COPS and this guy had a hallow book with a knife and some pot in it.
by Eric Hollman October 25, 2009
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Book safe

A hard covered book that has had its pages carved out in the middle. The space created can be used to discretely hide small objects such as condoms, bowls, or other objects of an illicit nature.
I can't believe it!, I got a Book safe full of condoms for my birthday!
by BlackSean January 22, 2011
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