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Google Gangster

This refers to an individual, Justin M. For Privacy's sake I won't list his full last name. But he is the ORIGINAL google gangster. He does it McWilli style fo sho!

Also, refers to an alleged (read make believe) crime syndicate headed by JM that bullies small websites into using google.com. If they do not comply, he beats up their children, typically the first born.
Man, that kid is searching so much, he think's he's the google gangster. But he is not. Justin is.

The Google Gangster beat up my first born son because my website used yahoo...and then he made me search for 'I told you so' on google.com.
by ChuckyMcDougle December 30, 2008
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Googled

Having a brilliant rompin' shag with someone who works at Google. Google peeps are pretty hot real estate and the competition to be "googled" is fierce.
I texted Ann the morning after to find out if she got googled. She replied and said nice girls don't get googled, and its a good thing I am not a nice girl....Yes, it was brilliant.
by demanda December 9, 2008
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google bomb

See above, but now "waffles" gets John Kerry's campaign sight.
by warpdragon May 8, 2004
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googletime

time to go on the internet- usually takes place in school during computer class, where no work is done and everyone just plays minigolf.
teacher: This is NOT googletime boys.

boys: Googletime!

teacher: I'm going straight down to the vice principles office if there's any messing. I'm not putting up with it.
by U NO WHOO July 20, 2008
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Googletunity

An opportunity to look something up on Google. Googletunities often occur in the context of settling a dispute, or enhancing a conversation with friends. See also wikitunity.
Friend 1 "Today I'm going to plant some tomato seeds"
Friend 2 "Really? I think it's too early in the season. You have to wait until after the last frost"
Friend 1 "When is that in this planting zone?"
Friend 2 "I have no clue. I don't even know what zone we're in. This is googletunity! Let's look it up right now."
by Sierra Eastbourne April 12, 2009
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googleblatted

Term used to describe the failure of a Web server due to overload as a result of being linked to from a popular website, such as Google. The archetypal example was when the University of Swinbourne's web server crashed after Google linked its logo to it in February 2004. Millions of people clicked on the link, flooding the university's servers and forcing them to shut down. The term carries the additional connotation that highly popular sites such as Google wield considerable political power in this manner.
The University of Swinbourne's fractal website went down for nearly a week when it was first googleblatted and then slashdotted two days later.
by Mystikan March 25, 2004
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Googledotted

Like being Slashdotted only the traffic is from Google, usually when they've adapted their logo to celebrate a special day (like Van Gogh's birthday).

But should it be spelt with an initial capital or not?
Artist Vincent van Gogh was born in the Netherlands March 30, 1853, and today Google celebrates his birthday with a special logo. As usual, the top-ranked site for the search result the logo links to is completely googledotted.
by anycon April 4, 2005
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