Goof

A more clean substitute for "f*ck". Used when someone wants to censor their own language.

Man: How did you do on that math test?
Girl: I goofed up.

Man: What did you do last night?
Girl: Goofing with my boyfriend.

Girl: Hey, what happened to you last night?
Man: Oh I was goofed up.

by BrownHawk April 3, 2014

Goody two shoes

A person (almost always a female) who tries to be as good and "clean" as humanly possible. She is more often than not a staunch conservative and takes pride in her virginity and her practice of abstinence. She is definitely a God-fearing girl who always goes to church every Sunday, and indeed, based on the way she dresses, she looks like she's going to church every day. She cannot abide it when people cuss in front of her–the most extreme goody two shoeses faint when hearing foul language–and of course she would never consider smoking, drinking, doing drugs, or having any physical contact with a boy beyond holding hands or perhaps a kiss on the cheek. Can be nice but eventually begins to lecture you about your "sinful" lifestyle and just becomes a pest.

"Oh no, she wouldn't even think of going to that house party. She's such a little goody two shoes."

by The_Traitor November 2, 2016

goofballs

a drug that makes u goof off

goofballs are the best drugs ever

by nunes June 11, 2006

Mad goofy💀

Mad goofy💀 is a phrase to use when someone online is being mad goofy. It is mostly commented on cringey, weird or bad posts. The use of the skull emoji is to represent the commenters reaction to seeing a goofy post.

*sees goofy video* xx_dark_lord_xx commented: mad goofy💀

Friend 1:bro that video you sent me was mad goofy💀 friend 2: yeah fr💀

by Xx_dark_lord_xX April 18, 2022

goodyear girl

A woman of any age that appears to have a tire hidden around her waist, seen through any article of clothing that she may wear. Also known as a pussy bumper.

"That girl looks like she ate a tire, I guess she's a goodyear girl."

by ajhe1 November 2, 2008

goofball

a goofball is a word to describe an Amelia, not just any Amelia
THE goofball amelia

she is the definition of a goofball

always in a silly goofy mood 🤪

(Susan) oh look at her what a goofball

(Will) no shit Sherlock it’s Amelia

by Susan.mills February 1, 2022

oofde goofde

A legitimately frightening yet comical face made by a girl named Hailey, or anyone who can impersonate it. Named after a crazy 1920's circus performer that is famous in physcology history. Resembles a vicious rodent on crack.

"Yo, do the Oofde Goofde face! OMGAHHHH!"

by KP. July 31, 2008