flunky

FLUNKY: Noun
: to have an low self image and unresolved abandonment issues coupled with lack of drive.

Yo flunky, don't let yo' mouth write no checks yo body caint cash!

Did you know: Flunking and the spin off "flunky" word stem from school have long stood to mean anyone who has failed or quits learning to pursue some self defeating life style. Once commonly used to desribe 4 F army recruits during the second world war.

by Priz Biz Sage June 21, 2005

P-funk

Heroin; Crack and PCP OR a Parliament Light cigarette.

Got any P-Funks?

by White boy who smokes bud July 18, 2003

fonky

To be odd or different in ones taste o clothing

That be some fonky chicken you be wearin foo.

by Keesay May 28, 2003

fuCKYou

My name on this site.

My name is really Seth Harrison.

by FUCKYOU October 13, 2003

funk punk

word used to describe rocker-types who although may be in a band or dress like a punk, their favorite type of music is old american soul and jazz. they love instrumentals and jam sessions and usually have a great collection of old 45's (records).

"john is a punk"
"nah... i've been in his room, he's got posters of
miles davis and earth wind and fire everywhere"
"so he's a funk punk"

by 495 May 30, 2006

Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk

A male who drinks heavily every single night and yet refuses to let that shortcoming interfere with his job; his ability to earn a living. He goes to work everyday "hungover", and still manages to fool everyone and does his job... i.e. He remains functional. Almost, but not quite a "drink face", He always makes sure every night that he never drinks so much so that he is unable to perform his moneymaking duties. He know's his problem. He wishes it wasn't so, but his alcoholic nature doesnt allow him to stop drinking. He wishes it wasn't a factor in his life. He knows that being too hungover to be able to perform at a level that is at the very least AVERAGE in order to maintain his job is unacceptable. He drinks more than you. He doesn't just have 'a few' beers. He drinks somewhere in the amount of a FIFTH of whiskey and a 12-pack of Bud: (1 fifth of whiskey: at least 86 PROOF; plus 6 to 12, 12oz cans of beer : 5 PROOF.) He drinks because he is severely unhappy with the way his life has turned out; (He isnt what his mother always hoped he would be) not to mention the fact that every single one of his previous female relationships have always failed, despite his best hopes... When he starts drinking at a party, he starts doing stupid shit. Never align youself with this guy.

THE FUNK-SHUN-NING Drunk is the guy at the party that everyone knows they need to pay attention too throughout the night because HE WILL eventually get so drunk in an attempt to forget his own problems, that not only will the police be called, but he could drag others down with himself. He's a true drinker.

Pauley just showed up with 3 cases of cheap beer. Stay away from him when he starts gettin' stupid. He has his problems... dont let him pull you down too. He will drink you under the table and eventually behind bars. You dont want be like this guy, he calls himself a "Funk-Shun-Ning Drunk", But we call him a "Loser."

by LiverSuicide March 13, 2008

fat man's funk

The odor near or around an obese individual. Usually after exercise or before challenges. Fat man's funk is usually associated with sweat, dried urine, spit, and or dried shit usually due to improper wiping.

After a long sweaty indoor soccer game Max was quite sweaty and smelled of fat man's funk

"Dude what is that awful smell?"
"thats gotta be Jame's fat man's funk"

by MX xav July 21, 2009