Dogs breakfast

Wonder bread

I’m not eating that dogs breakfast, I’m having a slice of dempsters

by Bargie66 November 10, 2020

English Breakfast

When you wake up in the wee hours of the morning spark a cigarette, take a shit, piss & rub one out without cleaning either end, then hop back into bed with the Mrs.

Erica is disgusted I had an English Breakfast this morning

by Kugelblitz187 February 21, 2023

California Breakfast

First meal of the day, had after 4.20 pm, usually after a night and morning of debauchery, and in some cases, tomfoolery.

He: Yo, early dinner tonight.
She: Na fam, I had a California breakfast

by Tittyslayer88 July 16, 2025

Rainy Day Breakfast

A sexual act where a woman sucks the semen out of your erect penis while she is peeing into the toilet.

I gave my girlfriend a rainy day breakfast this morning.

by Patient420 June 19, 2025

Portuguese Breakfast

The act of making a fried egg and putting it a dick / vagina and the partner licking it

Man 1- Last night i had a Portuguese Breakfast

Man 2- Excuse me, What?

by icantdecidemyusername February 11, 2024

A whores breakfast

Some one who has a smoke and coffee for breakfast

Going to have a whores breakfast

by anonymous December 1, 2020

Cop’s breakfast

When you expand an asshole enough and hold it open you pour warm coffee in the crevasse then you break a doughnut in half dunk it in the coffee then eat it

I had a cop’s breakfast the other day, love my coffee with a little milk

by Pun intended December 29, 2021