The ass end of hard times

When you feel extremely sick.

His sinus infection was so bad that he said he felt like the ass end of hard times.

by Maddogg radio December 10, 2023

End-of-Semester Valedictorian

Typically observed in higher education or at the high school level. Refers to the phenomenon in which a student who has done minimal coursework, suddenly exhibits an immense amount of effort, completing (or attempting to complete) every assignment; this is accompanied by a "sudden", doctoral level, concern about one's Grade Point Average (GPA) and academic standing. This term originated from decades of confused professors and teachers musing," if student name had demonstrated this effort and consideration for their GPA throughout all four years of college/high school, they could be valedictorian of their class". Addendum: This term can also apply to the class rank parents expect their student to achieve when they turn in one missing assignment (typically two to five days after the end of the semester); however, it should not be confused with "End-of-Semester Salutatorian".

The college professor sighed and drank deeply into a cup of coffee, "I know Sarah needs an 'A' in my class in order to have a high enough GPA in his major to graduate, just another 'End-of-Semester Valedictorian" :takes another drink of coffee: "thankfully, I teach college".
*or*
The AP Physics teacher was just about to take a drink of her ice-cold stale coffee when "Jeff", who spent most of the course roaming the halls, busted into the room for the fifth time that day, and asked "what can I do to get a 98?" Jeff was clearly an example of the dreaded "End-of-Semester Valedictorian".

by InkDr.237 December 8, 2022

reverse rear end

cowgirl in the anal.

i want you to reverse rear end me

by smellin January 5, 2023

Ended

A way of metaphorically terminating someone, verbally; And/Or to bash someone verbally practically "Ending" Them/ FINAL MEANING: to terminate someones career by exposing them.

Girl: Did you hear that girl lost 100k followers on tiktok because she was problematic and called out by that other tiktoker?

Girl 2: Yes girl! She totally ended her.

by whatwouldgaypeoplesay January 7, 2023

Dirty ending

The opposite of a happy ending. An extremely poor blowjob that doesn't end in climax. Defined by the woman kneeling on or using her hand to crush your testicles using her teeth and stopping intermittently. Midway through the servicing she looks up and says what are you doing? What's wrong? As you're writhing in pain from your damaged family jewels.

I spent $12 bucks on this chick the other night at the bar and the bitch gave me a dirty ending!

by anonymous July 31, 2023

BELL END

Bell End.. the large mushroom Part of the penis.

Look at that idiot going through a red light what a complete Bellend! That queue jumper is one huge Bell End!

by Baboons arse. August 14, 2023

One Note ending

A single note, usually the tonic of a peace that is played loudly and boldly to stay in ending. This is usually a quarter note or the note that whatever gets a beat.

I say that the one note ending is too easy to play and but it’s fun

by Fruit Hunter August 16, 2023