responsible drunk 

Someone who is drunk asf but will not drive and will make sure he/she will get all parties with them home and then get themselves home safely

I was being a responsible drunk because I was so messed up but I didn’t drive and got home safely

responsible drunk by Blackgurl July 13, 2018

Mentally drunk 

when you get so tired you sometimes cant think strait and you start being silly for no reason

someone: man your getting really mentally drunk!
someone2: i know, i think imma do something and put something on urban dictionary.

Mentally drunk by MYsterious zanacara July 31, 2018

work shirt drunk 

being intoxicated whilst one wears a shirt featuring their employer's logo.

Travis forgot his overnight bag at home. Looks like he's gettin' work shirt drunk!

work shirt drunk by Travisncs February 8, 2012

Pukin' on Katie drunk 

Getting so drunk that you puke on someone.

Last night I got pukin' on Katie drunk after I blacked out.

Pukin' on Katie drunk by arbarbarbar August 12, 2012

Lil' Wayne Drunk 

When someone is so intoxicated that he/she starts to talk like Lil' Wayne raps.

Dude 1: Dude, whats wrong with him, did he have a stroke?
Dude 2: Nah, he's just Lil' Wayne Drunk

Lil' Wayne Drunk by vrk15495 May 25, 2015

to grab a drunk 

to get completelly wasted to the point of no recolection of the night

"What are we going do tonight?"
"We are going to grab a drunk, Karen!"

"What happend why are u tired?"
"Oh, I grabbed a drunk last night."

to grab a drunk by propuh November 9, 2019

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass

The ass of famed astronomer Tycho Brahe when he was on one of usual drunk rampages.

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass was shown when he lost a broadsword duel with Manderup Parsbjerg. Tycho Brahe was stupid and his drunk ass was shown to fight while being drunk.

Tycho Brahe's drunk ass by TWSS Hero 87 May 24, 2009