Covid 19

A man made disease created by the American Democratic Party to regain political control

Covid 19 might kill thousands of people, but at least we won’t have to see anymore of Trump’s mean tweets.

by MikeFJB’swife August 1, 2022

COVID lite

A mild case of COVID-19.

His doctor got him antivirals right away, and he was vaxxed, so he lucked out and only got COVID lite.

by anonymous June 13, 2022

Covid leper

When no one will hang out with you after you have had covid.

I wanted to go hang with them but they are treating me like a covid leper. So, I will stay home, again, despite quarantining for the recommended amount of time.

by Jenix718 June 25, 2022

Covid-🐍

When people in some places are more likely to be bitten by a snake or cobra during a lockdown than contracting the coronavirus—these venomous reptiles are being spotted more frequently as they search for smaller or middle sized animals, which have moved away from their natural habitat, to survive.

Due to frequent lockdowns in a number of cities in China, people are more afraid of Covid-🐍 than Covid-19.

by MathPlus July 5, 2022

Canadian Covid Mask

An act where a Male uses a Covid mask to cover his eyes while a group of random partners lines up ready to have sex with him. One of the partners who have tested positive to covid will give the male a blowjob while intensely breathing all over his dick. Then all the other partners will come and give him a blow job. Then instead of swallowing his cum they all spit it into a cup where it will suck up into a syringe then be injected into the anus. Then the male bends around to suck his own dick while the partners all cheer on fingering their pussy's.

Damm he really did the Canadian Covid Mask

by brxxdie February 15, 2022

Covid-19

Like All the other types of covids before covid-19 like covid-18 covid-1 etc is a made of virus to scare people but actually doesn't exist.
The virus was created in 2019 when the Chinese Japanese Koreans and all Asians made up the story to secure the public when they were trying to have a war with the world and people are thanking this virus is real when it ain't.

Look guys that Vietnam person is screaming about covid-19!

by 459395 February 23, 2022

Covid Lifer

One that had Covid and the symptoms linger for life. Mainly applies to overweight middle aged women that had undiagnosed fibromyalgia or Epstein Barr and now have an actual diagnosis.

Those covid lifers are at the rally begging for another stimmy. Last night at the Maskarade Ball the lifers looked ravishing

by SuzanneSeven February 24, 2022