Countryman

The act of attempting a snooker in pool and failing miserably by actually setting up your opponent for an easy shot.

Nice countryman you muppet!

by SwampyUK January 16, 2025

country queer

Would be totally queer if living in an urban city, but lives in the country and therefore cannot announce or us self unaware but exhibits style, patterns, and behaviors of being queer

B:”That evangelical home schooling mom is super cool, with that butched haircut if she lived in Minneapolis, I’d say she’d totally be queer.”
J: “it’s like she doesn’t even know it. She’s country queer.”

by Eeeky Beeky January 29, 2025

Countryhumans

Cheap way to make countryballs porn

"WHY AM I GETTING SPANISH COUNTRYHUMANS VIDEOS IN MY REELS FYP!?"

by Theguywithsfs January 20, 2026

Country Bump

Someone from the South who does coke on the reg

“ Yo I just stepped out the bar and some country bump asks if i’m holding”
-“Man we gotta get a handle on these fucking country bumps”

by aquaphor_supremacist! January 22, 2026

COUNTRY COOKER

1.) A "Country Cooker" is when a blue collared farmer has been working all morning commando in a pair of overalls, has sloppy sex on his lunch break, and works the rest of the day without a shower. Saliva, and sex sweat.

Wilma and Cletus smell like a spoiled Country Cooker Health department would be very disappointed in those to.

by TheRealDonChalant615 January 23, 2026

Country Dicking

Floating a shot of whiskey in a cider or beer.

"It's been a rough week. Who's down for a round of country dicking?"

"May I please order a country dicked Bud Light?"

by mtmtnmma February 25, 2025

country blessing

When someone sneezes on your exposed butt hole

I bent over and spread my cheeks, the homie gave me a country blessing.

by the t3 February 28, 2025