chocolate doorknob

When you shit on a dick and then jerk it off.

Yeah, I don't think I'll see her again; she gave me a chocolate doorknob.

by Serious Pancake December 10, 2017

Chocolate Stew

When you drop a bomb in a woman's/man's mouth, and proceed to face-bang them until you ejaculate. The "stew" is the mixture of semen and fecal matter being mixed in her/his mouth.

"Me and Linda were feeling pretty hot last night, so I gave her a Chocolate Stew."

by The Potato Rapist November 9, 2013

Chocolate Cheesecake

When an uncircumcised man unwashed for 30 days or more has anal sex with their partner (also unwashed) and the final result is a mixture of segma and fecal matter.

1: Bro I chocolate cheesecaked that girl from the bar
2: Radical bro, did you drink the mixture afterwards?

by Apricotcustard July 9, 2021

slovak chocolate

A sexual act in which a guy shits into a girls ass then she proceeds to shit it out onto the bed

bro i totally gave that girl the slovak chocolate the other night

by Dungeater May 13, 2022

Chocolate Torte

Made through the act of shoving one's fist up another's butt. Once removed, you've created a chocolate torte.

Jeremy made a delicious chocolate torte with Claire last night. She could barely walk today.

by Jboyfresh October 2, 2015

chocolate baring

When a girls takes a shit on your penis, then starts jacking you off.

Sariah Lynne was chocolate baring robbie in the closet.

by 69motherfucker January 14, 2013

Chocolate Merlin

A depraved sexual act involving wizards and chocolate. Also known as "Steven the Wizard".

Steven is a twisted fuck because he likes Chocolate Merlins.

by TheWizz February 12, 2010