Cheese Fat

When a person eats so many cheez-its that they get overweight.

Girl...you better knock off the crackers, you're gettin' cheese fat!

by ghostbustarhymes November 13, 2011

Toe-Cheese

Someone who's bad at a game because they did something really fucking stupid.

Idot: *walks off edge of map*
Gamer: Bro, your fucking toe-cheese

by MrMeeseeks33477 April 30, 2022

cheese elves

A race of elves that dwell in cheese. There is 3 races of cheese elves: the achwab (corn traders), the basketball cheese elves, and the pay-the-bills. They like to pay bills.

There are 27 billion cheese elves on our bodies.

by Chaouni-alien November 27, 2021

Turkey Cheese

Turkey Cheese, the area of loose greasy skin underneath the chin that looks like a gobbling turkey and also some stinky, tecky and sticky Swiss smock cheese. The turkey cheese can be incorporated into many sexual maneuvers where the man whips out his small smock and buries it right into the cheese hole to the point that he's punching the turkey cheese with his smock like a punching bag.

Wow I went home with this chick from the club on Saturday and punched her turkey cheese like Mike Tyson with my mince meat sword.

by Smock Snorkel August 6, 2019

Melt Cheese

To melt someone cheese: one must raise their hand into the air, spread their finger and thrust it into a mirrored hand held up by someone else. This term is more referred to in the vernacular as "High Five"

to melt cheese:
Howard melted Frank's cheese after he scored the winning goal

by Mr. McMan999 June 17, 2011

Coke Cheese

The pieces of a cocaine addict's perforated septum that become expelled from their nose.

Dang, did you see the amount of coke cheese that came out of Jack's nose when he sneezed?

by Elleissa January 2, 2016

Booty cheese

Booty cheese is when cheese builds up in your booty. Someone can eat your booty cheese or you can eat it if you want. It’s a delicacy in California!!! Booty cheese is the best tasting thing you’ll ever have. When your booty cheese starts bulking up after a while, it gets better and better so don’t let anyone steal it or eat it!!!!!

While I was sleeping my best friend ate my booty cheese I’ve been saving up for months without my permission!!!! Wtf man😭

by Itswidebootywhitejessica May 25, 2020