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cave

1. to give in, relent

2. a room
Don't cave because of the lawsuits. You can get past the wall.
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Caveman Theory

Caveman Theory is what I like to call the dumbest ass things you could think of. Sometimes it feels good to think so stupid that it goes against all the laws of science.
What Phil's thinking:
Phil-Damn. What if everyone in the world is some robot and they're testing me to see whether I'll do my job.

Carol-Sup boy!

Phil-I didn't do shit!

Carol-Okay? Have you been having Caveman Theory?

Phil-Yeah.
by Shit brain May 15, 2010
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Cave Warrior

A racial slur referring to people of Arabic origin or ancestry. The term is derived from the likes of Osama Bin-Laden who are stereotyped for living in caves.
Ramiro: This place is infested with cave warriors

Ivan: They can hear you you know!

Ramiro: What are the chances of them knowing what cave warrior means.
by jonesy-boy-live December 25, 2010
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Cave Trippin'

The act of consuming a number of psychedelic drugs and staying in one place for a long period of time. After such event a smell can be noticed off ones body.
Taking 2 taps of LSD waiting for them to kick in, eat some x to get the candy effect. On off beats of the amazing euphoric event you will smoke a bowl. When the event has come to a climax you will finish it off with a bowl of Shepherdess's Herb for one last trip to heaven then when this is finished you may now say to yourself that you were Cave Trippin'
by TripitoverO.o May 8, 2011
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Caveat Creeptor.

Used to pre-emptively make a question or comment non-creepy.
Joey: "Caveat Creeptor.": If you're still feeling sick I can come around and give you some medicine"

Sarah: "Yeh come around, you're not creepy at all".
by Le J October 29, 2011
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Cave Paintings

the markings left behind from a beastly turd after flushing it.
"LOL! you should have saw the cave paintings left behind that that beast drew on the way down the poop shoot!"
by SkeksiesAKArissa September 29, 2011
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Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon- a festive sex act perpetrated upon new inmates upon their being processed into central lock up and the main prison population in American Prisons- usually occasioned on but not exclusive to Halloween. Turning a new inmate into a "carved blumkin" usually involves his person being purchased as a "wife" (read: "bitch"), in exchange for cigarettes or other such bartered items- as opposed to his merely remaining another bartered item himself (read "everybody's fuck). The act of "carving a blumkin" is therefore both a marital and Hallows Eve ceremonial process of incarceration. The celebration begins with general crotch grabbing by the guests, bachelor, and best men. This is followed immediately by smuggled spoons percussed against the bars, (a clever substitution for wedding bells), calling all to the the altar (read: commode) for the fraternal ritual defecation- followed thereupon with more spoons beating upon the bars, prompting the bachelor to carry his unsuspecting object of adoration directly to his bunk in an act of non consensual conjugal sex (read rape), as a rite of dysfunctional sexual passage... in more ways than one (read: anally). The beating of spoons on bars during the "carving of the blumkin" is the origin for many of our traditions on the outside, such as ringing spoons upon glasses to make the bride and groom kiss upon command.
Carved Blumkin- a.e.: "Carvin' up a Blumkin!", esp. prison lexicon - "Ohhh, hell yeah, check out tha' new 'fish'! Awwww! Is gom be one helluva Happy mutha freakin' all Hollowed Out eve full o' sweet new meat all up in hea! Woop woop! Soon as I pinch off dis heah loaf, I gon carve me up a piece o'dat fine assed Blumkin o' his with dis hea niggaz Holloweeny!!!"
by StalinLovesCIAfakeMSM March 2, 2013
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