Click Candy

Lots of superfluous buttons, controls or options added to a game to make it look more complicated or in-depth than it actually is.

I thought this game was so realistic until I realised it's just random and none of the options actually DOES anything, they're all just click candy

by Stevo Wojcicki December 27, 2007

Crotch Candy

The description of a woman/girl who is not hot enough to be Arm Candy, but is still fun to sleep with.

I've been hanging out with this killer crotch candy, but she's kind of fugly.

by cdettwei December 30, 2008

Candy Apples

When you dip an apple into the toilet after taking a shit, and then put it back in the kitchen for your roommate to eat; used as a prank

R: b. why do you keep going to the bathroom with apples in your hand?
B: i like to call these the candy apples. my roommate is a nasty motherfucker, so i think he'll enjoy them
R: smh

by dirtywaterdip January 22, 2014

pocket candy

pok-it kan-dee noun
1. Refers to the male genitals
2. Candy from the pocket of a man that a person may eat.

female-Sir, may I have some of your pocket candy?
male-Sure. Would you like banana flavor?

by Tankgex2 March 23, 2013

cotton candy

soft; a person who is timid and scared. A non fighter, a passive individual.

That guy is as soft as cotton candy.

Hey check out that cotton candy pimp over there!!!

by smarty 212 May 21, 2015

candy-maker

A tout. One who fabricates a sugary story, completely lacking in substance, to entice financial, social, political, or emotional support.

Jay_adobe and WWJDthrume are two of the biggest candy-makers in the CMKM Diamonds community.

by Urban Casavant July 24, 2008

candy perfume girl

A loose woman, more accurately, a prostitute. Comes from the fact that they wear cheap sweet perfume.

I'm so lonely I might call me a candy perfume girl tonight.

by Raylit September 15, 2009