california blow torch

a guy from california, that gets on webcam websites such as stickam and talks dirty to random girls he's never met.

"Oh hey, I'm Patrick, I'm horny!"
"Eww, gtfo, your such a california blow torch."

by hahahellooo June 19, 2009

Southern California

This one is the one that is worse than Northern California.

Person 1: I live in Southern California

Person 2: That one isn't that good as the one we were just talking about

by GalacticTacoz August 3, 2018

California

The 2nd best state in the U.S. behind NY

lets got to california, nah f*ck cali.......NY NIGGA!!!!!!

by Anonymous October 11, 2003

california ice age

when you take a dust off can and put it upside down while spraying it on your "partners" pubs

That guy gave me a california ice age last night!!

by laurbrit January 12, 2008

California Burrito

A guy who wrappes his dick in a tortilla and the girl bites into it.

Guy:Hey you want a California Burrito?
Girl:What is that?
Guy:Well I'm gonna wrap my dick in a tortilla and your gonna guzzle it down.

by T-Stiddy June 8, 2009

california snow

n. liquid crack cocaine. also known as compton crack, yellow snow, cali snow and "that shit".

Hey, yo, you got that california snow?
Hell yeah, bitch. You got the cash?
Yeah, boy, gimme that shit.

by rojo4610 June 1, 2007

California

Literally the best state of the 50 currently making up the United States of America. That's not just said because I live here, either, but because we have all of the good parts of every other state, and none of the bad stuff.

Home to Hollywood, the Bay Area, Los Angeles, rap music (co-home, I suppose), the term "hella", the legendary UC system, and many other great things.

Snow? California has that! -20 degree weather? Oh hell no!

Nice beaches? California has that! 110 degree weather with 90% humidity? Oh hell no!

Agriculture? California has that! Does our economy rely solely on that, turning our state into a glorified orchard? Oh hell no!

Great music? California has that! Old, washed-up celebrities still trying to make it big? ......Well, shit, I guess we have that, too. But it's damn entertaining!

by California-ite August 7, 2011