Expression used when your body has become so numb from the cold or drugs that you wouldn't feel bugs crawling all over you if they were.
Woman: It's cold.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
Man: Well, I'd be a gentleman and give you my jacket but I'm numb like an African child.
by Christopher612 December 27, 2008
Get the numb like an African childmug. A scooter-riding, fireball shooting chinchilla with a spanish pirate baby and a turret attached to his head.
As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.
As seen in rathergood.com's 'Tales of the Blode' cartoon series.
"Yaharrr, me hearties!"
by Crabby McCrab-Crabberson July 9, 2005
Get the War Chinchilla Pirate Child Amigomug. Over 30 years old with no job Laying up under someone elses roof so he don't have to pay rent. Pretends to be sick often for pity. Has to use wifi to use his phone. No vehicle and not about his money. He don't love you he needs you.
by Your BM August 18, 2020
Get the Bum ass Man-childmug. Aka. A.C.R.P. When an individual is only romantically attracted to people who don’t want and or have children
Jenifer is only interested in dating people who don’t want to have children because she does not want have to go through the stressful process of raising kids. She has an Anti-child romantic preference.
by Vanguard 1998 April 11, 2021
Get the Anti-child romantic preferencemug. by beango June 11, 2011
Get the one-time child support paymentmug. Someone who is perfect in every way imaginable. They are kind, funny, pretty, sweet, and above all an amazing person to have in your life. If you are known as someones 'sweet summer child's they love and cherish you and you should value their friendship forever.
by Sphinix August 14, 2018
Get the Sweet Summer Childmug. This is the cruelest thing you could say to someone. No matter how lightly you saw it, Jesus will come back and shred the soul of your victim.
(Stephan is talking trash to you.) Stephan, all your ancestors child molestors!
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
(Jesus wakes up for a third time and slices Stephan into pieces.)
by 7CrunchyNuggets May 22, 2018
Get the All your ancestors child molestorsmug.