Batin' Station

Secret spot where you go in your house to masturbate. Sometimes adorned with mags, lotion, and tissues.

Brb man, I'm going to use the batin' station.

by ClancyJones May 28, 2013

Batin' me up

To lead someone on, pretend you are something or to act like you want something.

James asked me for some weed bruv but he was just batin' me up, he didn't have the doe!

by ForellazBruv September 30, 2013

Batwing

The art of delicately draping one's ballsack on someone by gently spreading each testicle and slowly laying them down on their face. Think of it as an advanced t-bag.

Jeffery passed out so I gave him the batwing

by Heyzeus January 14, 2015

batting thru

Staying at lunch through the work day, then going home straight from the restaurant or pub (hopefully, with alcohol involved).

I often get way too buzzed at lunch and end up batting thru instead of going back to the office.

by benito ricohombre August 8, 2014

beating the rubber

Masturbating with a condom on

Last night I was browsing online and then I ended up on PornHub, so I started beating the rubber. No mess at all!

by BlackDunker April 1, 2015

Baeing

Being a bae around your loved one, babe, or side bae.

"Hey honey why are you playing with my hair?" "You you know just baeing around."

by Kakuut May 27, 2015

baking an egg loaf

A term used in first person shooter games, in which a player gets zero kills and multiple deaths.

Half way thru the game ClayMation was baking an egg loaf with a KD of 0&9 and really hurting the teams chances.

by Biginuf2500 July 22, 2016