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House-Bastard

Noun
-A millennial male or female that bought a house pre-covid/2019, and loves to inform everyone around them.

Verb
- The act of not leaving the house, when someone ask you to do something, just to gloat about the fact you have a house.
Man 1- Hey bro I will come pick you up? what your address.
Man 2 - Still at my parents place
Man 1 - Ohh you still live at home, I actually just got into the market before 2019 and my house had quad tripled in price in the last 24 hours. sucks to be you.

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Friend 1 - hey man wanna go outside today

Fiends 2 - nahh why I've got a house, why would I ever go outside again.
Friend 1 - Your such a House-Bastard
mugGet the House-Bastardmug.

sleepy bastard

One who thinks they are perfectly rested and ready for another 14 day run but in reality this person needs a loooong nap due to the over use of methamphetamines but refuses. This person continues to parade ariund talking nonsence while constantly knodding off.
Mikelden is one sleepy bastard today, hes not making any sence and His eyes are wide open but hes snoring!
by Jack D.Handles April 1, 2019
mugGet the sleepy bastardmug.

Fat bastard

Person1:can you see that fat bastard over their ?
Person2:yeah it’s Bailey
by Lily Arnold November 21, 2022
mugGet the Fat bastardmug.

bastards degree

The AIAA version of a Bachelor's degree.
by Bastardddd May 23, 2018
mugGet the bastards degreemug.

Cunty twatty bastard

A person who really fucks you off, well and truly
That cunty twatty bastard has really pissed me off
by Whothehellateyou November 26, 2017
mugGet the Cunty twatty bastardmug.

Jack bastard

A well known saying in the mpgs ops room at diggers that is said all the time describing a certain serviceman.
You jack bastard matt always looking after yourself and not considering anyone else

You jack bastard matt eat all our expensive biscuits and then bring cheap rich tea in

You jack bastard matt let everyone else do all the work and then offee to help after it's all done
by 5IC August 25, 2017
mugGet the Jack bastardmug.

Rat tail bastard

Adjective- A rat tail bastard is someone who is sneaky, up to something or otherwise have other untruthful dishonest intentions.
Teddy us such a rat tail bastard. He can’t be trusted.
by Cuenca November 2, 2022
mugGet the Rat tail bastardmug.

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