Condition Bastard

A guy who coincidentally steals peoples girlfriends unintentionally.

Person A: "Yo, dude. Where's your girlfriend?"
Person B: "We broke up..."
Person A: "Condition Bastard?"
Person B: "Yeah..."

by Condition_Bastard October 09, 2008

Lucky bastard

A man who gets a threesome with two women.

"My girlfriend is actually quite into women."
"You lucky bastard!"

by ElzearYoung February 19, 2021

ego bastard

An ego bastard is someone who has a large ego, an ego that is not induced by anyone but themself. Though, they might have the skills/strength to back their ego up.

Girl 1: “Gosh he’s so confident. He is SUCH an ego bastard”

Girl 2: “Hey at least he can back it up though”

by yessirskiii16 December 28, 2020

Horny Bastard

A man (Noah Wyse) who has a extremely high sex drive and is desperate for bitches

HAHAHAHA!!!!! YOU HORNY BASTARD!!!

by Chadothan April 19, 2024

Hagrid Snow bastard of the northern north

me. a person who looks like Hagrid whos parents weren't married and comes from the north

no hagrid snow bastard of the northern north please stop

by bitchimtired April 20, 2018

Moaning Bastarditis

This can be used to describe someone that constantly complains/moans

"God that Chloe must have Moaning Bastarditis, she complains that much"

by ecky98 August 19, 2016

Bastard rovers

The scum of lancashire

We fuckin hate Bastard rovers-Burnley fan

by Suicide squad Burnley September 21, 2022