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baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.
Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.
by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014
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Had a baby

When one word does not describe the extent of the situation. Can be used for describing pretty much anything, if you can find the right two adjectives.
Guy 1: Aww, who busted ass?
Guy 2: I know, man! It smells like shit and crap had a baby!

This party is like awesome and fantastic had a baby!
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piss baby

"Shut the fuck up Pete, you're a stupid piss baby!"
"Dont be a piss baby, John"
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Baby Shasha

A person, preferably an adorable adolescent male, that is insanely adorable and happens to have braces. The braces create the appearance of a baby shark. Hence the name, "baby shasha."
The term "baby shasha" unquestionably evolved from "baby shark," and was cropped shortly after. The more modern name is "baby shasha305jz," but "baby shasha" remains the most popular."
Kelly: "Oh My God! Look at this kid! He's so adorable!"
Molly: "Woah...does he have braces?"
Kelly: "Oh My God! Yeah he does!"
Molly: "He's a regular baby shasha!"
by ara da cara April 4, 2010
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Baby Smoove

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Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.
The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.
by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008
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Baby Smoove

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by OswaldDropemoff March 2, 2022
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