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five nights at taylors 

The five nights at Freddy's movie is coming out the same time as 1989 TV
1: Yo tomorrow is five nights at taylors

2:Tf Is that

1: the FNaF movie and 1989 TV both come out tomorrow
2: damn
five nights at taylors by Lyran August 21, 2023

leave her at the dentist 

When the only way out of your relationship is to leave them at the dentist while they are in the chair. Drop them off and head home and pack your shit and go!
Bob: how’d you finally shake her man?

Dan: man I had to leave her at the dentist.

Cat fight at the circus 

1) a rare and unplanned event simultaneously occurring alongside or within another event of importance
2) an event or activity that would uniquely surprise an individual
3) an unexpectedly awesome discovery
After dinner, I headed back to my place. When I turned on the TV, I saw the entire gunfight at the O.K. corral from Tombstone. Better than a cat fight at the circus!!!

Lay-Away At The PawnShop Ass Nigga 

refers to an individual who is financially constrained to the point where, when they visit a pawnshop to purchase items, they must opt for a layaway plan, allowing them to pay for the items in installments, reflecting their limited budget and financial circumstances.
Josh: Hey Rocko, have you noticed how Drew has been acting lately?

Rocko: Yeah, he's been a bit strange. What's up?

Josh: Well, I hate to say it, but I think Drew's turning into a "lay-away at the pawnshop ass nigga."

Rocko: Really? How do you figure?

Josh: Last week, he told me he had to put a microwave on layaway at the pawnshop just to afford it.

Rocko: Man he is always broke!

hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo 

absolutely not. if u named ur kid this please legally change their name like this person is actually so ass like its horrendous like fucking gross like this thing is actually so ugly that lot looks like a failed science experiment that literal fucking rodents made and snuck onto earth. Like please even recantation cant even fix it
ew hari with an s at the end cs i dont wanna get exposed lmfaoooo is so ew

Checkin' Grindr At The Goddamn H&R Block 

One thing no decent citizen should do.
"Mikey was checkin' Grindr at the goddamn H&R Block!"