Alphabating

When an alpha male asserts his dominance by masturbating in front of a group. This can be both metaphorical (i.e. insults) or literal.

Jared came to the party late and in order to assert his superiority as the alpha male began insulting others. When this didn't work, he began alphabating to truly assert his dominance.

by Whothunkit March 10, 2014

alpha smile dog

A user on Ifunny who is the leader of the anti- hate group The Pack. A big inspiration and leader to the users bullied on the app. She makes haters target her instead of other users. She also helps people who need someone to talk to and helps them with problems. The packs motto is ONE OF US! WE ARE ONE!

Alpha smile dog is gonna kick ass!

by Fuck swa May 15, 2014

alphabet salamander

when your dick so slippery and rare it makes your girl shout the alphabet

yo man my girl took my alphabet salamander last night

by jektiik April 26, 2014

Alphabetecist

Someone who is prejudiced against words and the alphabet as a whole

Don't be a alphabetecist and tell me I can't say fuck

by leprechauns jewels September 6, 2016

alphabet pearl

Well you're going down on a girl, with your tongue spell the alphabet on here clit

You got to hit her with that alphabet pearl bro

by Alphabet Pearl July 29, 2016

Alpha

Someone who is in control during sex and is the dominant one. Sometimes they are sadistic, rough, and powerful during sex too.

My boyfriend is such an alpha during sex, it's so fucking hot.

by alpha6492 July 27, 2016

Alpha Dump

when your dump overrides the smell of other peoples dumps in a public restroom, thus asserting your dominance over them, and granting you relief from their aroma.

I took an alpha dump in the middle stall this morning. The other two left immediately.

by New_Uzer November 15, 2016