anal cramp 

1.That sharp pain from bad gas just befor a bowle movement.
2.Some one who is geting on your nerves.

1.Were the hell,s the toilet,that burrito is giving ma an anal cramp.
2.Man,why do you have to be such an anal cramp?

anal cramp by Chad Bolin November 5, 2005

Anal Pancake 

When u give it to a girl in the pooper, then u smack both sides of the butt cheeks

ouch that anal pancake hurt, it flattened my weiner!!
yum anal pancakes

Anal Pancake by big al July 8, 2004

anal cookie 

to place chocolate chips in a girl's anus and to lather ones cock in cookie dough. Then procede to fuck and then bake the now mashed together cookies. Afterwards it is tradition to force feed ones step mother to eat the cookies and slap ones stepfather

Jake and Betty made anal cookie. Afterwards they went to Betty's dads house and forced her mother to eat the cookies. They then slapped Betty's dad...but not too hard...he has a shotgun.

anal cookie by Metal CP February 26, 2007

anal debris 

anal debris are the little bits of crap that come flopping out your anus after the penis is withdrawn out of the anus.

Oh my god Dunstan you've got some serious anal debris going on. *after being done up the bum by adam*

anal debris by omfgscrub January 13, 2006

Anal Ball Blasting 

The act of intentionally sitting (anal) on someone elses testicles (ball) which can lead to severe damage to their reproductive organs (blasting).

"I think I'm gonna dump my girlfriend."

"Why?"

"The other night, she was mad at me in bed, so when I had her in missionary, she anal ball blasted me!"

"I had it when girls do their stupid anal ball blasting, it hurts so bad!"

Anal Ball Blasting by Ryan Mac 13 May 10, 2007

anal fisting

Not only the name of a seriously kinky sexual act, anal fisting is also a gamed to be played in extremely public areas. Taken from the idea of ‘bogeys’ and originating from Ryton rugby club the object of the game is to shout anal fisting as loud as possible in the most public place trying to get as much attention of possible. The way to win the game is to out shout your opponent so that they give up as they feel it is getting to embarrassing.

KC: I was in the metro with AC and he beat me at a game of anal fisting am telling you everybody looked it was so embarrassing.

anal fisting by Crozier92 January 9, 2008

Anal Slave 

An anal slave is someone who is generally whipped by their other half, regardless of sexual preference, and goes to extreme lengths to even keep them happy or at all interested in them. Bear in mind, that anal slave is NOT a sexual term in this instance.

"Paddy's gone back to her again, Christ, he's her anal slave"

Anal Slave by Imfrom93 February 3, 2010