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Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome
Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.
by RedXSadist April 12, 2019
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Micah Johnson

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"
by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 15, 2021
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Johnson

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it
by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022
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Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker
Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?
by BootyChode December 19, 2019
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Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.
by Wood1417 January 18, 2022
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Johnson Ferry Road

The "highway" of East Cobb. Runs North to south from Shallowford Road to Sandy Springs.
I live right off Johnson Ferry Road
by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021
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Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money
Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard
by massivestud34 September 18, 2021
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