Marshmallow Johnson

a male who is known for suffering from Limp-Dick syndrome

Girl #1: Hey lady, howd'it go with that guy you hooked up with the other night?
Girl #2: Oh you mean Marshmallow Johnson? I got the hell out of there after 3 hours . Couldn't watch the kid embarrass himself any longer.

by RedXSadist April 12, 2019

Micah Johnson

stinky goon

"oh wow johnny, micah johnson sure does smell like a dumpster"

by fortnitesteevethumbinbutt August 15, 2021

Johnson

It’s a damn haircut

Wow, you have a really nice Johnson. Can I touch it

by Hdhsushebjeidid February 5, 2022

Andy Johnson

The guy whos swole as fuck and always plays some flames when hes on the speaker

Person: "God that guy always knows what song to play. He reads the mood so well and just reflects what everyones thinking.

Person 2: God hes a real Andy Johnson isnt he?

by BootyChode December 19, 2019

Brian Johnson

A guy that rides the line between cocky and arrogant like a drunken circus monkey. Also does not give a fuck what anyone thinks about him.

Brian Johnson

by Wood1417 January 18, 2022

Johnson Ferry Road

The "highway" of East Cobb. Runs North to south from Shallowford Road to Sandy Springs.

I live right off Johnson Ferry Road

by DISCORD GOAT October 5, 2021

Theo Johnson

massive alpha male with big willy and gets loads of puss and makes loads of money

Have you seen that theo johnson i would suck his cock so hard

by massivestud34 September 18, 2021