Joke

A joke is anything that is not violent or intentional. Anything verbal is most likely a joke.

Punching someone is NOT a joke.

by jeff, calm down March 15, 2019

joke

A highly infectious, memetic, audio-borne, non-physical pathogen.
Symptoms include:
Laughter - Laughing attracts civilians that may be infected.
Happiness - The disease affects endorphin reactors, increasing their production.
Talkativity - The disease inflicts an urge to talk, spreading it further.

Andy: "Hey Ben, I have a joke. What do you call a city that smells good?"
Ben: "What?"
Andy: "Aromea!"
Ben: "Haha! Hey Carl!"
Carl: "Yeah?"
Ben: "What do you call a city that smells good?"
Carl: "What?"
Ben: "Aromea!"

This highlights how a joke spreads.

by Cerulity June 05, 2022

Joke

All Urban Dictonary is

This is a joke

by uwiiiiievniuewgwh February 17, 2019

Joke

The word that people use when they describe you.

Person 1: Hey! Whatcha doin'?
Person 2: You're a joke.
Person 1: *uncontrollable weeping*

by Ash2007ger May 31, 2021

Joke

There Is swalk and walk and die

Hello can you give me a joke

by Sarakaidw May 15, 2019

Joke

"almighty government"

When the "almighty government" tried to stop his marriage, he made them the butt of many jokes.

by FieroGT80 July 11, 2022

joke

a free pass to avoid someone getting mad at you

person a: i hate u
person b: the fuck??? We are best friends
a: omg it’s just a joke get over it lol
b: not anymore

by go away please and thank you October 07, 2019