When your brother Bret whacks his pecker in your black nike sock then leaves it in your room for you to see
by Chris Fleming September 16, 2019
The act of having sex and, at climax, the male getting two Oreo cookie sides, and putting his semen in between them, Then the girl proceeds to eat the Oreo Jizz sandwich. Putting the Oreo in the woman's vagina is optional.
by Mongarrhea August 07, 2014
After demonstrating testicular fortitude by surviving No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, one can now jizz cheerfully and confidently during the month of January.
Now that I’ve completed the fortifying process of No Nut November and Destroy Dick December, my nuts are finally ready for Janty Jizz January! Whoo!
by Profstrange December 01, 2018
Fobeo-"Did you just knock my books down, what's your problem!"
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
Jim-"It was and accident, no need to jizz in my face."
by Mr. Postman2 April 19, 2010
A Purple Jizz Monkey is the overly complex drink ordered by the d-bag in front of you at a crowded bar. Often served as a shooter, this drink is characterized by its convoluted and redundant ingredients, and is almost always ordered with 4 or 5 other equally impossible drinks. When the fuck-ram in front of you orders a Purple Jizz Monkey, this invariably delays your drink purchase by several minutes, and the chick you were talking to before you went to get drinks is probably already fucking some townie.
“Thanks a lot, Melvin, you took like 20 minutes to get our drinks and now we’re all sober.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
“Dude in front of me ordered like 5 purple jizz monkeys, my hands were tied.”
by Bill Sampson, Esq. October 18, 2008
by Paigeala November 02, 2019
when a man ejaculates in a womens face with such furiocity it dislocted her eyeball from her eye socket leaving hanging there while he proceeds to pump his penis into her eye socket
by blablablablablahaha February 17, 2011