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speaking to my girlfriend

when you should be speaking to your girlfriend but your off playing cod with your idiot mates
another way of being a DICK
His mates - dude lets play cod!
boyfriend - i should be speaking to my girlfriend but sure!
His mates - fuck her man, bros before hoes
boyfriend - ehhhh ken
by Broooogaan November 29, 2010
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Invisible Girlfriend

When one sits on his hand until it's numb. Then proceeding to jerk off and imagining your "girlfriend" is jacking you off.
I'm so lonely that I had an affair with my invisible girlfriend last night.
by madDarthvader2 May 21, 2016
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Super girlfriend

The middle ground between a girlfriend and a fiancé. You don’t want to propose yet but you know she needs some reassurance to stick around.
I know you want a ring, but what about being my super girlfriend in the mean time
by Snugglesfucks November 26, 2024
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wikipedia girlfriend

The type of girlfriend who has a lot of random knowledge, frequenting Wikipedia and other informational websites. Tends to have at least 1 tab open with such a site at any given time.
"How do you even know that? You're such a nerd. <3 "
"I prefer the term Wikipedia Girlfriend"
by wikipediagf April 16, 2023
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Ozuna's Girlfriend

Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Chatah Queen he got traditionally married to.

In Chatah, A traditional marriage makes the relationship formal and publicly acceptable.

Only the public wedding which is sometimes called indian wedding or Church wedding which the participants are hereafter known as Husband and Wife is legal in relations to legal system of the American system - one can't have more than one woman or man for a marriage relationship.
Her name is Ozuna Jackson Monilium publicly known as Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is Hottie.
Ozuna's Girlfriend is a Queen.
Ozuna's Girlfriend will soon be his wife.
by Jackson Monilium December 27, 2021
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Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day

National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you destroy her and nut in her
Natural Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day: fuck her so hard and end it by creampieing her
Omg did you know what special event it is today?
its june 4th there are no special events
No its National Creampie and Rail your Girlfriend Day where you rail her and nut in her to fulfill the days objective
by TheHimOfHims June 4, 2024
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