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Clingy Ex-Girlfriend

An insufferable bitch who won't leave her ex, who lives on the other side of the world, that she broke up with. Alone because she has no friends or family and, maybe, just maybe, the reason she has no friends is because all she ever fucking does is cry, complain about how lonely she is and say she's gonna kill herself is the reason no one wants to fucking talk to her. She takes advantage of her ex's kindness, and won't respect the fact that he's in a new, happier, and healthier relationship. it's like the only thoughts that are ever on her mind are "oh poor me, my life is so hard, wah wah wah". Grow tf up, if you're gonnna kill yourself at least have a good reason for it. Stop your self pity and look in the fucking mirror and then maybe you'll see the problem with your life
"My boyfriend's ex won't leave him alone"
"Sounds like she's a clingy ex-girlfriend"
by Paewj2 November 17, 2022
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National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day

November 23rd

Tell your girlfriend something nice so she knows you care!!!
“Bro, today is National Compliment Your Girlfriend Day!”
“Oh shoot! I better go compliment Caroline ASAP!!”
by amy robson November 23, 2022
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Having a girlfriend

someone: I love having a girlfriend!

me:

me: why cant i be happy
by why cant i ever be happy November 30, 2022
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Girlfriend

Something you will never get because it’s just a dream wake up you bitch
“Yo does Tyrone have a girlfriend

What’s that?”
by Myparentsleftme April 27, 2022
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Girlfriend ringer

A ringer that goes off when you get near your girlfriend or when your girlfriend tells you they are somewhere. So they can go find you.
Oh my goodness my girlfriend ringer is going off right now.!
by Lesbians for girls May 1, 2022
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Shy guy's 108 girlfriends

Shy guy's 108 girlfriends are a group of Shy guy's virtual girlfriends. They all are really friendly and don't mind sharing the same guy (lucky dude btw). They all have unique personalities. I won't describe everyone personally, because I don't want to descriminate someone. Lets just say: some of them need to visit church often and drink holy water, some drink too much coffee, some has weak stomach to kimchi, some can bend and nagotiate everything, some likes to eat cakes and are sweet as the cakes.

Shy guy is very lucky to have them. And the girls are lucky to have shy guy.
Holy shit, Shy guy's 108 girlfriends just posted more memes.
by Pinknailsareawesome May 2, 2022
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Girlfriend

i love my girlfriend so much she's kind she's sweet she's pretty asf she's hot, she's everything i need but im scared to lose her. i just hope she wont let go on me. i get jealous so easy when she's with an other guy, i want her to have all for myself. she's not like other girls, she's makes me feel safe. Where dating for 4 months now and i know im gonna lose her someday and im really scared for that day. im gonna ruin it and she is gonna break me i already know. this feeling i have for her is nice and scary at the same time. love is nice but scary.
girlfriend.
by Crazydude00888 May 3, 2022
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