Katrina baby

1. A kid born in New Orleans or the surrounding area during Hurricane Katrina's landfall. 2. A kid born nine months after Hurricane Katrina.

The rapid drop in air pressure associated with Hurricane Katrina caused many pregnant women to go into labor, resulting in many a Katrina baby being born simultaneously.

by Creole Queen Suppin November 3, 2008

baby thieves

Nasty people that steal babies from their mummas and pappas at hospital by claiming that their mummas and pappas are hopeless human specimens. But really they all know that they are just 'con artists' who have one aim and that is making lots and lots of MONEY!!!!! These people have little regard for the future of their soul or their impact upon humanity at large. They tend to slowly get eaten from the inside by microscopic bugs and die from cancers of various sorts and when they get to death, they are rejected into heaven because the angels all point out to them that they caused earth to become a much worse place because they were sooo greedy. Then they spend the next 1000 years wishing they hadn't been so nasty and greedy and superficial.

Day in the life of baby thieves...

Baby thief 1 - This mumma is so stupid we will all be driving BMW's because of her!!!
Baby thief 2 - Yeah she is an absolute pushover!!! So is her dadda! I can't wait to drive a BMW!

Later...
Baby thief 1 - I don't feel so well and now the doctor says I am going to die in 2 weeks.

by wordfromyamumma January 16, 2014

baby pigalump

An adorable animal that persistently exists as a baby, baby pigalumps are characterized by their penchant for cute, colorful shorts; ability to eat unfathomable amounts of food; and habit of pooping in logs.
Baby pigalumps only live in land-locked states, but still exhibit a life-long fear of sharks. They are incapable of swallowing pills of any type.

Baby pigalumps usually communicate by tooting, but will let out loud squeals when delighted or when sprayed with cold water.

Guy1: What's that really cute thing pooping in a log?
Guy2: Oh, it's just my baby pigalump

by Piga May 2, 2011

Fed Baby

“Fed baby” is a child born in the care of a pregnant mother and/or father in federal prison. The child is typically placed with family members such as grandparents, aunts or uncles. Some unfortunately go into the foster care system. Similar to “State babies” whose mothers and fathers were incarcerated during their births while in state prison.

I’m a fed baby my birth certificate look different AF! Cardboard, green and don’t even have the race listed on that MF! Smh

by Zee the OG February 24, 2021

Baby Kraus

A small baby of a man, bossy in nature, known to be seen around Flint, Michigan. Known for not having anything of his own. A free loader ("Can I have half of that," or "Is that any good?") and creep-ass, frequents brothel houses who then ejaculates forcefully into prostitutes mouths, has extensive knowledge of all famous serial killers, furthermore claims to have extensive knowledge of cinematic films, only knows the directors of those films, and cant name a single actor. However in reality lacks taste and knowledge of thing. A baby Kraus is also known for it's temper tantrums, hissy fit's and need to always be right as well as crying when he's not. He can often be found trolling the IMDB website. Where him and his 5 friends that go to that site, review movies negativly, without ever seeing them.

Turn on's: winning at monopoly
Turn off's: The jack without the Pak

No you cant have half of my sandwich. Stop being a baby kraus.

That hooker really didn't want me to cum in her mouth but I totally baby kraus'd her ass.

by Jack of Pak January 21, 2008

baby brick

Quarter pound of cocaine

The Unforgiveables might arrest you, in some cases, even for possession of a baby brick, or less.

by Sexydimma February 28, 2017

icecream's baby

A derrogatory term used to characterize a noticeable belly or gut that portrudes out just enough to label the person as fat. Generally, this fatness comes from eating too much of the following: sweets, lard, pure vegetable oil, paste, and other fattening food stuffs.

(Fat kid named Steve eats while walking past Mike)
Mike: Hey Steve, It looks like you're pregnant with Icecream's baby! Should I call Maury P to find out which flavor is the father?

by DJ I'm a fucking tool bag for using "DJ" in my name December 28, 2007