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Zoophile

Seriously, who in the fucking world decides to see a street dog, and proceeds to think that he/she want to have the devil's tango with it, like seriously, what the fuck is wrong with you. You are one pretentious human being, I don't even know if you think like a human in the first place. I hope you die and go to hell, heck even Satan doesn't want your fat ass to be burned, cause you are fucking useless
Hey bro, I got something to say
Yeh bro, what?
I am... a zoophile
...
What?

Go fuck yourself.
by Xronical March 8, 2022
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Zoophile

People(not rlly) who has no attraction to humans, just animals. They should rot in hell. All they could do is see a animal and they think its hot

(if you're a zoophile go kys and rot in hell you bastard)
Dude:"Yo dude i think im a zoophile, i banged my horse last night"
Dude2:"You sick fuck go kys, you have no humanity in you"
by softxq February 27, 2022
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zoophile

Zoo a public menagerie of animals.
Phile= Love for

A Zoophilliac or Zoophile is somebody who must love visiting the Zoo.
SHUT UP! I CAN'T HEAR YOU!!!! A ZOOPHILE IS SOMEONE WHO LOVES VISITING A ZOO
by Fstein February 24, 2010
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Zwoogie

To crap so much that it shoots you up and you catch air and partial hang time.
I haven't crapped in a few days, and I am afraid if I do I might Zwoogie!
by Wagony WigWag July 6, 2011
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Zoophinflog

When and african women’s cooter smells
she is zoophinflog, and i don’t want to be by her!
by David hasilhoff June 14, 2019
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zoop

Has no one definition and can chameleon as any part of speech, however it functions best as a verb. It may be be used in any context at any time positive or negative. It is like the blank spaces on mad libs in that it has the unique ability to let the listener apply whatever they are feeling at any given time. The word is also able to envelop the rest of one's sentence like a warm blanket around you on a cold snowy day. It is like snorting a dash of cocaine before your final exams or eating cinnamon rolls fresh from the oven. It is simply just everything.
I need to zoop some money out of the atm.

He zooped her hard after dinner last night.

I savagely zooped down my Grand Slam at Denny's this morning.

After work we planned on zooping down to San Diego for a zoopin' good time.

I wish i could zoop a bit of sleep tonight.

Looks like she zoops beer even faster than cum!
by g-spice October 19, 2009
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zoopta

A person originally from the indian area Zoop with the surname "Gupta"; Hindi Slang
That person is a zoopta.
by Setul August 7, 2006
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