sexy, 3rd baseman who loves paul sharp. He has a nice asshole. he is among the most badass people alive.
by paulsharp October 20, 2008
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by John November 4, 2004
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After the intense but of Homo Panic Dave sought to comfort himself by Zimming his Friends.
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You're Zimming Me. She wouldn;t screw you for a million bucks!
by Tim Freckman March 20, 2003
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by 420swed420 April 22, 2009
Get the Zimmer mug.a big hairy bitch that loves the g-men (gay-men). they have a lot in common, they both suck cock and like bending over and taking it in the ass. They finally beat the Cowboys once out of 3 games in a season and think they're the best fucking team around. I guess they forgot how sore their asses were from losing the other two games. But I'm sure they remembered when they all had a gay butt fucking session in the shower after the game and strahan sucked dick through the gap between his two front teeth, (ever heard of braces you big dumb bitch?)
"Who's hairier Zimms or Chewbacca?"
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