zomgwtf

over enthusiastic way of saying you're surprised. Usually used in gay MMORPG such as runescape or maplestory.

runescaper #1: zomgwtf he ninjud the wind rune
runescaper #2: fuck you

by Rovus October 16, 2008

zomg

ZOMG- Zombies On My Genitals.

"Hey Stephanie, look! I have ZoMg!"

by NinaBizzle February 17, 2008

zomger

The man who makes people saying "ZOMG!!!11". The analog of freak, strange or weird man. Such people sometimes entertain others on partys making them fear or laugh.

I work zomger on children's holidays

by ShTiRLiC October 3, 2007

zOmg

Def. 1: zombies, Oh my god!

Less interesting Def. 2: a typo made when someone mistyped Omg.

Person 1: zOmg!
Person 2: Jeez calm down! You were having a nightmare!
Person 1: Then why am I missing a ligament?
Person 2: I crave human flesh...

by Double T-Dawg February 10, 2008

ZOMG

short for "Zombies oh my god!"

G.A. Romero: ZOMG they're eating him

by Ben W. Smith March 25, 2008

ZOMG

a more entusiastic way of saying oh my god

ZOMG!!!! That is one big cock

by SexyBeastKatie April 13, 2009

Zoomger

Noun; a wild flying fuzzy pig-turtle found in the outskirts of Antarctica.
Zoomger, Zoomgers

Oh Em Gee! I just saw a zoomger!

by uhhngg January 3, 2009