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YouTube Comments

Such a cesspool of illiteracy, misogyny, racism, idiocy, hatred, violence, barbarism, intolerance and general lack of humanity has not been seen since the middle ages.
Youtube comments, approach with caution lest you wish to be stripped of all that makes you human. The unreputable proof that there has been no evolution, god made us retarded.
by Sanitykiller January 2, 2010
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YouTube

Arm-pit of the Internet

Videos
The videos are decent quality. Some are completely pointless and piss-poor quality though.

Comments
Home to some of the most vile and venomous comments you'll ever find.
Comments are usually written by people who shouldn't have never been given a keyboard.

Opinions
Don't even think of trying to post your opinion. People will try to argue with you with their simple-minded grammar-poor idiocy.
On a music video:
Rockr1234: I ♥ thees band!

DaVeTheGenericUser: I don't like this band too well. They're ok though.

Rockr1234:Fcuk u btich I hpoe u get aids an dye from it!!!1111 u suck oldman ccoks and you love to drnik you're mom's pusy juwice.

DaVeTheGenreicUser: You should never been given privileges to come on YouTube.
by Pheimos December 30, 2008
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YouTube

A website that is renovated every other day.
Josh: Hey man, have you ever been on YouTube?
Louis: Yeah, isn't that the website that changes itself every fucking day and forces you to sign up for Google+?
by SlutVista March 9, 2014
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YouTube Lightsaber

The red and green bar under a YouTube video that shows the number of likes (green) and dislikes (red) which closely resembles a Lightsaber from the Star Wars films. More green than red makes it resemble a Jedi Lightsaber and more red than green makes it resemble a Sith Lightsaber.
So many people dislike this video that the red YouTube Lightsaber looks like Darth Vader's Lightsaber.
by xyzpdq May 11, 2012
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Youtube Lost

When watching a videos on Youtube and clicking from related video to related video until you have no idea what you originally searched.
Guy 1: "Hey man."
Guy 2: "Hey, what did you do last night?"
Guy 1: "Well, I was watching drag racing videos and eventually got Youtube lost, and ended up watching a video about how to properly breast feed..."
Guy 2: "Wow..."
by Otis Finklburg January 27, 2010
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YouTube Comments

A greater reflection of the average Global IQ
Viewer 1: "OMG Scroll down to the YouTube Comments".
Viewer 2: "Nah I still have some hope left for humanity, don't wanna lose it"
by RussyMartinez January 30, 2018
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YouTube Rewind 2018

The most shittiest and worse YouTube video ever. Having more cringe then even Justin Bieber and Fortnite combined, this video can give you any kind of disease if you watch it. This video has almost more dislikes then what Baby from Justin Bieber has, meaning that it's very shitty. Don't watch the video unless you want to die from cringe, and make sure to dislike it.
YouTube Rewind 2018 has the most cringe in a video then I've ever seen before!
by Sylveon_YouTube_Rewind_Hater December 12, 2018
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