Your Mom

Ya know, the person who birthed you and will do absolutely anything for you. They love you always, even if it doesn't seem like it. I mean, if you need Urban Dictionary to find the definition of your mom, then you really need to open your eyes.

Your Mom is the most loving, caring person ever.

by Command C Command V February 19, 2020

your mom

A phrase you use when you try to piss anyone off at anytime.

Cindy: Soooo jim will you go out with me no
Douchbag Jim: No
Cindy: But why
Douchbag jim: Because your mom
Cindy: That phrase is so old jim
Douchbag Jim: Yea like your mom
Cindy: How do you now how old my mom is
Douchbag jim: Because her i slept with her :)
Cindy: That proves nothing
Douchbag Jim: Her Pussy was filled with spiderwebs

Jessica: whats the answer to number 12
Douchbag Jim: Your mom

by Douchbag Jim April 6, 2017

Your mom

Your mom

"your ugly"
"your mom"

by sdcfvgbh May 29, 2019

Your mom

If rumors are to be believed the single most disgusting thing to ever live on the face of the earth not only has she caused every single natural disaster up to this day, she has also managed to:

1. Cause every single war in the history of the world.
2. Contract several life threatening diseases, most of which can only be contracted from unprotected sex.
3. Kill of every species which currently resides on the extinct list.
4. Have sex with every single person who has ever been born since the proverbial downfall of the english language.

"You know what's worse than the holocaust."

"Your mom!"

by Sandman47 November 10, 2011

Your mom

The person I'd love to fuck every night.

"I want to fuck your mom"
"I fucked your mom"
"I fucked shit out of your mom"

by xxxx_is_al1v3 January 3, 2022

your mom

An old joke people that don't know how to roast use when someone says something

Your stupid
"Your mom is stupid"

by 🍌🍌🌚🌚 May 27, 2017

Your mom

Your mom is fit I have sex with her every day

I AM YOUR FATHER

Your mom is my sugar mommy

by Gsg2hstw su March 26, 2020